Just another reason for me to hate female sports broadcasters

[Tisiphone]

There is no need for you to be chewing on a jolly rancher the size of Texas when giving me the sportscenter updates.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Unprofessional is what it is, the male anchor should fly into shot hitting her with a flying kick then one of those comedy "technical difficulties!" cards comes up on screen as she chokes to death.