Just checked my junk email folder

[CaptainWacky]

PETER DROGBA FROM MR PETER DROGBA‏ 26/03/2008 3 KB

SHould I open it!?

 

[Gagh]

I AM PETER DROGBA IF THE COTE D'IVOIRE NATIONAL BANKING ASSOCIATION SON OF THE LATE MONSIEUR DIDIER DROGBA, HEAVY ROLLER FOR FOOTBALL PITCHES THE WORLD AROUND. MONSIEUR DROGBA WAS KILLED AN A FREAK PARASAILING ACCIDENT LAST YEAR (Insert link from dubious Internet article here) AND HAD LEFT USD$180,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 IN A PRIVATE BANK BLAH BLAH BLAH

 

[The Tomtrek]

I want to see what would happen if someone replyed to every jumk email and ended up with a mail-order degree, stockpiles of herbal viagra, giantic fake breasts and a 10" penis.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Use the viagra on the ten inch penis to titty fuck the fake breasts while the degree goes to waste AS THEY ALL DO?

 

[Cassie]

Did you open it?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I want to see what would happen if someone replyed to every jumk email and ended up with a mail-order degree, stockpiles of herbal viagra, giantic fake breasts and a 10" penis.

They'd be David Hasselhoff?

 

[Gagh]

I want to see what would happen if someone replyed to every jumk email and ended up with a mail-order degree, stockpiles of herbal viagra, giantic fake breasts and a 10" penis.

"Gazza", as we call them.