JUST GOING TO DIE LOL JUST GOING TOD IE

[CaptainWacky]

LDSOLOSMGLGSJ JFUFKF UFKCU FKCKU ANY MOMENT NOW LFUCK GKLsdag

 

[Ishcabittle]

not unless your not bitten by vampires - which never happens anymore.

 

[CaptainWacky]

or ever

 

[Ishcabittle]

i'm being bitten by one right now

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd let myself get bit by one if it turned me into Antonio Banderas and Brad Pitt was my brooding nonlife-partner.

We'd dump the Scientolopire and the Dunst brat at the earliest convenient sunrise of course. But Christian Slater can come along if he wants. THE CHOICE IS HIS.

 

[Ishcabittle]

LOL YOU'RE GAY FOR SLATER

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm going to give you the choice that was never given to me...

 

[Dr Dave]

death

 

[Ishcabittle]

we don't have a choice with death, FYI

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOW DO YOU KNOW, MAYBE DEATH LET'S US TURN INTO A DUCK

 

[Dr Dave]

DUCK DUCK GOOSE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Unlikely though.