The adventures of Jayne
Scene one
Jayne farts loudly
"That smells good, puts me in mind of having a wank!"
Jayne goes off into a corner for a while.
"Ahh, nearly as good as a whore, and less likely to catch dick rot"
Jayne catches a glimps of something moving, he pulls out his gun and blasts it.
A whore falls down dead, carrying a loaf of bread.
"Shame to waste either of those!" Jayne says, stuffing a mouthful of loaf in his gob, and shagging the still warm corpse.
"Cant beat the price of a free whore" Jayne says to himself proudly
Cut to first commercial break.
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