JUSTIN BERFIELD A TERRORIST????

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

...because apparently he just made a BOMB!

Simpson Movie To Bypass Cinemas?http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2007-08-06/#celeb7

Actress Jessica Simpson has dismissed reports her latest movie is so bad it won't be released in U.S. cinemas. The 26-year-old's upcoming romantic comedy Blonde Ambition, in which she stars alongside Luke Wilson, is allegedly not as good as studio bosses had hoped. An insider tells website UsMagazine.com, "It is going straight to DVD domestically. It will only come out in theatres internationally. The movie is absolutely horrible. It's just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica's acting." But a spokesperson for Simpson says, "It's definitely a theatrical release." One of the producers behind the project is former Malcolm In The Middle star Justin Berfield, who now lives in the Calabasas, California home that was used in Simpson's hit reality show Newlyweds: Nick And Jessica.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes, no, maybe...I don't know. Could you repeat the RAPING?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Bump for Fuddlemiff OMG BONC EXCLAMATION APOSDJA:LKf

 

[Fuddlemiff]

When's he gonna wise up and realise the only RATIONAL course of action is to come and live here with me in Norwegian London?!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

As a producer, our boy just can't catch a break BUMP:

"Malcolm" Kid in Middle Over "Escobar" Flick

Posted Aug 5th 2008 5:44PM

No, this isn't an "Entourage" storyline -- it's a real tussle about a Pablo Escobar movie.

Justin Berfield -- the second-oldest boy in the "Malcolm in the MIddle" household -- is getting legal heat from a production outfit that claims he and his partners let a movie about the Colombian drug lord fizzle out, even though they had H-wood kingpins Oliver Stone and Antoine Fuqua lined up for the flick. Essential Entertainment says they're owed at least $150K for their trouble.

Berfield's company -- J2 pictures -- has a different take.

J2's Jason Felts tells TMZ, in a statement, "The recent claims brought by Essential Entertainment have come as quite a shock considering we were under the impression that they were acting as the foreign sales company for the picture. What is even more shocking is that they are naming parties and companies such as ours which are not even liable for any of their claims. Justin and I were brought on and hired as Producers on the project just like Oliver Stone. Further, I was under the impression that one had to actually do something wrong to get sued."

 

[CaptainWacky]

I bet his "partners" are all male.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Whenever I read about his partner, I don't think it's a business relationship.

I like how they didn't release that Jessica Simpson movie in American cinemas, but they did put it in international ones. What do they have against us?!

 

[Cassie]

It's a plot to take over the world.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are the jews involved?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Justin Berfield sounds like a Jewish name...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, I'm fairly sure he's Jewish. Incidentally, so were the family in Malcolm in the Middle, iirc.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Bret Hart putting Benoit in the sharpshooter in the opening titles.