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Justin Bieber to build lifesize Death Star and literally murder all his fans

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"lol u jus tdon't get it lol lulz this is how he shows his love okay u're just to old to get it lol shoot me justin omg so hot" - a fan
 
I was sad to find that he had done nothing bad today. HuffPo and TMZ gave him the day off.

Maybe his mother is recharging him. And switching all his bank account numbers, and removing the memory n-grams that allow him to remember passwords and such.
 
JUSTIN BIEBER HAS THE SPIT OF AN ANGEL I HIOPE HE SPITS HE ANGEL JUICE ON ME SOMEDAY AND THEN I IWLL HAVE HIS ANGEL BABBY AND I LOVE JUSTIN OKAY? :rwmad:
 
If he doesn't die young, he will end up being born again and becoming a Christian pop singer.

Either way his life is over.
 
u dont know okay ure too old or a 1 erection fna and i call them that becuze theyve noly given me 1 erection unlike justin who haz given me 285485486826826862 erections okay!!
 
lul how cna u even say his name it's not even a proper name name's aren't supposued to start with a zee and justin culd kikc his ass with only one foot in fact he could kick his ass without even using his feet that's how gud justin is and i'd die for him OKAY!!?! :rwmad:
 
JUSTIN BIBER BUILT A DEATH STAR IN MY HEART, OKAY? I AM DIYING FOR HIM RIGHT NOW. I HAVE AM BREAKING INTO HIS CONCERT NEXT WEEK MY MOM WON'T LET ME GET TICKETS BECAUSE SHE SAYS HE SI THE DEVIL BUT I'M GOING AND HE WILL SING TO ME AND NO ONE ELSE THOS OTHER BITCHES BETTER BACK OFF :rwmad:
 
OMG YOUR MOM IS A BITCH WHAT'S SHE EVER DONE FOR YOU ACCEPT GIVE BIRTH U SHOULD CUT HER OUT OF YOUR LIFE AND HAVE A BLOW UP JUSTIN DOLL INSTEAD LIKE I DO I MAKE LOVE TO IT EVERY NIGHT AND NOW IT TALKS TO ME AND SAYS "OH YES CAPTAINWINKY PUT IT RIGHT THERE" AND HE MEANS MY COCK IN HIS MOUTH OKAY!?
 
OMG STEPS ARE SO GAY I BET YOU WANK IT TO H AND ALSO CLAIRE GOT FAT LOL BUT I'D STILL HIT IT AND BY THAT I MEAN H I'D FUCK H EVERY DAY REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS ON BIG BROTHER AND HE WAS SEXY AND JADE GOODY WAS BEING RACIST BUT HE WAS LIKE "WHY DON'T WE WEAR...MUDPACKS!" AND RUBBED THEM INTO HIS HOT BODY AND LEO SAYER GOT SO TURNED ON HIS SMASHED OUT THE HOUSE WITH AN AXE BECAUSE IT CONFUSED HIM AND HIS UNDERWEAR RIPPED FRM HIS BONER OMG I LOVE H SO MUCH BUT ONLY 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001% AS MUCH AS I LOVE JUSTIN¬!!!21
 
OMG I'M SO SURE IT WASN'T HIS AND HE NEVER TOUCHED IT HE IS CLEAN AND SOBER AND PERFECT OMG
Justin Bieber Tour Bus Busted For Drugs At Canadian Border

07/29/13 11:36 PM ET EDT AP

DETROIT — U.S. border agents found marijuana on a bus with singer Justin Bieber's tour as it crossed into Detroit from Windsor, Canada.

The Detroit Free Press reports () that U.S. Customs and Border Protection spokesman Ken Hammond confirms that the bus was stopped Sunday as it attempted to enter the U.S. on the Ambassador Bridge. http://on.freep.com/18O0eS3

The singer was not on the bus at the time and performed later that night at Joe Louis Arena.

Hammond says a police dog indicated the presence of drugs on the bus and that drug paraphernalia and a small amount of marijuana were found. He says the bus driver was cited and that the bus and its passengers were allowed to go.
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omg you don't even underatand and it 's obvious that the copz planted the drugz so they could arrest him and be famous as the cops that arrested bieber but guess what son justin lawyer is jesus christ and the virgin mary is on his legal team and you can't bring him down that easily GOD RULES!
 
CaptainWacky said:
OMG STEPS ARE SO GAY I BET YOU WANK IT TO H AND ALSO CLAIRE GOT FAT LOL BUT I'D STILL HIT IT AND BY THAT I MEAN H I'D FUCK H EVERY DAY REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS ON BIG BROTHER AND HE WAS SEXY AND JADE GOODY WAS BEING RACIST BUT HE WAS LIKE "WHY DON'T WE WEAR...MUDPACKS!" AND RUBBED THEM INTO HIS HOT BODY AND LEO SAYER GOT SO TURNED ON HIS SMASHED OUT THE HOUSE WITH AN AXE BECAUSE IT CONFUSED HIM AND HIS UNDERWEAR RIPPED FRM HIS BONER OMG I LOVE H SO MUCH BUT ONLY 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001% AS MUCH AS I LOVE JUSTIN¬!!!21
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I disagree.
 
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With Steve Buscemi's eyes.
 
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