Justin to Take Flight!

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Malcolm" Bro in the Middle of Space

Posted Jul 28th 2008 1:04PM by TMZ Staff

TMZ has learned that Justin Berfield, aka the dude who played the second-oldest bro on "Malcolm in the Middle," will be going to space with Richard Branson. Rewind: That dude has the coin to blow $250K on a 150-minute space trip? Apparently so.

Berfield has ponied up for a seat on Virgin Galactic's White Knight Two, which should be ready for flight in a couple years. The celebs and rich people on board will go up in space for two-and-a-half hours, including five minutes of actual weightlessness.

Turns out that the actor/producer just loooooooves Chief Virgin Richard Branson and that his production company J2TV has ties to Virgin Unite, Branson's charity arm.

I always thought he was light in the loafers BONC!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I suppose he won't be the first gay guy in space, but probably the best looking ever.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, the first gay guy to SUCCESSFULLY make it in space, since Lance Bass' trip never materialized. And he was out $20 million to the Russians for that debacle.

Justin is getting a bargain!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

$20 million sounds like the life insurance payout if that celeb stuffed space ship burns up on re-entry.

Come to think of it, they just need to get Bill Murray on board and it'll be the Life Aquatic in Space!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Art Imitates Life Imitates Art Imitates Life? :scared:

(That smiley kind of looks like Frankie Muniz)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It just needs some frantic hand acting to go alongside the strained facial expression.

I wonder how fast I can earn $250? Wait.. that's just over a hundred grand in sterling. Maybe they'll let one more person in the BB house?

 

[CaptainWacky]

All you care about is getting your 'ands on the 'undred grand at the end!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And Justin Berfield.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

See, you already have more ambition than Luke!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Plus I'm not a conniving twat.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Is he ever going to act again?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Hopefully the credit crunch will force him out of property development and into nude or semi nude tv/movie roles.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Now that I work from home, I have a whole new TV viewing schedule, which includes 2 episodes of Malcolm every day. (That is, unless the Mets are playing a day game, or there's a really good guest on Ellen)

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Wait, is he openly gay? CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PROVIDE ME WITH A LIST, AS I'M ALWAYS THE LAST TO FIND OUT?!?!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No, not at all. But THERES BEEN TALK (by Fuddle and me)!