karma means everything to me

[FBI parte due]

I check my UserCP obsessively. Every time someone gives me a pos, I do that little yes arm pump thing and feel like my useless life has, in some way, been briefly justified. Every time I get negged, I cry, and wonder how I possibly could have offended someone enough to make them. Then I decide they have a petty, small-minded vendetta against me and neg every one of their posts.

 

[Cassie]

OMG I KNOW AND ME TOO. I LIVE FOR THE GREEN KARMAS, NO REALLY I DO. WHEN SOMEONE NEGS ME IT MAKES ME GET A LITTLE NERVOUS LIKE SOMEONE REALLY REALLY DOESN'T LIKE ME. THIS ONE TIME I EVEN CUT MYSELF BECAUSE THE PAIN WAS JUST TOO MUCH.

 

[FBI parte due]

Doctor Dave ruined my life. Because of his pointless negs, I started drinking and was drafted into the spacebat army and was forced to attack pLANET ZEBULON PLANET OF THE ANGRY APES got ofx semen sprayed all over me now I AM THE RUINED MAN YOU SEE BEFORE YOU THANK YO UP OINTLESS NEGGS AND DOCTOR DAVE AND NEUROTICISM AND fuck i can't do this anymore someone minght NEG me

 

[I Love Cunt]

I am emo.

 

[FBI parte due]

I'M LEAVING TK FOREVER OMG AKSDFASLDFKAOWE12

Also: I think El Machorro may be posting drunk, due to the fact that he doesn't know the difference between positive and negative karma.

 

[CaptainWacky]

this thread is worthless without pics

 

[curiousa2z]

PIX PLZ.

 

[Cassie]

How can he neg when he's in the red? CONSPIRACY? WHINED TO MM? MOST LIKELY.

 

[Ishcabittle]

THOSE NEGS WERE GIVEN BEFORE I PUT HIM IN THE RED. IT WAS ME, I DID IT, AND I'M NOT ASHAMED.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's all a vast right wing conspiricy!!!

 

[Cassie]

Somebody bumped his karma up a little AGAIN.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Somebody bumped his karma up a little AGAIN.

I think there are those in high places that love to see him dance...

 

[The Dork Lord]

I will get a tattoo just above my snatch that says, "Insert witty Karma Here" and on my ass "Neg me here&...

HAWT

 

[FBI parte due]

I guess I'm not special enough to receive my own personalized karma comment from LC.

 

[Love Child]

I guess I'm not special enough to receive my own personalized karma comment from LC.

Awww, HaHa! I didn't think about it until I got to Dork Lord's Post!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Gawdess of Hawt!

:bigass:

 

[Ishcabittle]

LOL SEXUAL INNUENDO. "IN YOU END-OH!!"

 

[The Dork Lord]

wink wink nudge nudge

 

[headvoid]

Anal Sex does not appeal to me.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Anal Sex does not appeal to me.

BLATANT SLANDER.