CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Kate Nash has so far enjoyed great success with her "sing about whatever I've done today, thoug having said that I don't exactly sing, just talk, hehe" tactic, BUT SHE COULD ALWAYS USE MORE SONGS. Write some for her.
I was walking down the street in my old trainers,
That I got in 1998 I think it was but I can't quite remember,
And I saw a black guy in a hat and I thought I re-cog-nized him.
And I said "hey, do I know you?"
And he said "Sorry love, don't think so!"
And I said "Oh yeah, you look a bit like my mate Ben but he went to Vietnam eight months ago and I haven't heard from him since, sorry!"
And he said "no problem" and went to buy a paper,
I think it was The Sun but I couldn't quite see,
Then I noticed some dog shit on the pave-ment,
And I stepped aside to avoid the dog shit,
But I landed in an open sewer and felt the sewer water soak through my old trainers!
I stepped aside to avoid some dogshit, but landed in a sewer,
I stepped aside to avoid some dogshit, but landed in a sewer,
I stepped aside to avoid some dogshit, but landed in a sewer,
And I had to throw my old train-ers away!
Then I decided to go to Tesco and started walking that way,
But a few minutes later I thought maybe I should go to ASDA instead,
So I turned round and started walking back towards ADSA,
But then I remembered I like that bread you get at Tesco,
And I didn't know what to do,
And I didn't know what to do,
I stepped aside to avoid some dogshit, but landed in a sewer,
I stepped aside to avoid some dogshit, but landed in a sewer,
I stepped aside to avoid some dogshit, but landed in a sewer,
And I had to throw my old train-ers away!
I went to ASDA in the end by the way!
I was walking down the street in my old trainers,
That I got in 1998 I think it was but I can't quite remember,
And I saw a black guy in a hat and I thought I re-cog-nized him.
And I said "hey, do I know you?"
And he said "Sorry love, don't think so!"
And I said "Oh yeah, you look a bit like my mate Ben but he went to Vietnam eight months ago and I haven't heard from him since, sorry!"
And he said "no problem" and went to buy a paper,
I think it was The Sun but I couldn't quite see,
Then I noticed some dog shit on the pave-ment,
And I stepped aside to avoid the dog shit,
But I landed in an open sewer and felt the sewer water soak through my old trainers!
I stepped aside to avoid some dogshit, but landed in a sewer,
I stepped aside to avoid some dogshit, but landed in a sewer,
I stepped aside to avoid some dogshit, but landed in a sewer,
And I had to throw my old train-ers away!
Then I decided to go to Tesco and started walking that way,
But a few minutes later I thought maybe I should go to ASDA instead,
So I turned round and started walking back towards ADSA,
But then I remembered I like that bread you get at Tesco,
And I didn't know what to do,
And I didn't know what to do,
I stepped aside to avoid some dogshit, but landed in a sewer,
I stepped aside to avoid some dogshit, but landed in a sewer,
I stepped aside to avoid some dogshit, but landed in a sewer,
And I had to throw my old train-ers away!
I went to ASDA in the end by the way!
