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Keep on truckin'

Yub

Anachrophobic
Most of us don't own a truck. Many of the people who said when it was a popular phrase said it to people who didn't own trucks and mostly likely didn't trucks themselves.

THIS PHRASE MAKES NO SENSE. Yet I HAVE A FERENGI BONER makes more sense and will never catch on. MADNESS
 
Homer: As if I would ever STOP truckin'!
 
Ferengi boner = stupid

Keep on truckin" = a saying that actually has meaning whether you own a truck or not
 
Word.
 
LET'S SEE YOU LOT MAKE UP A PHRASE THEN!
 
When you say "I have a Ferengi Boner", do you mean that your boner is small, pink, and although initially though as the next big thing is soon reduced to wacky comedy episodes and is instead replaced by a cooler race of cyborgs?
 
No.
 
But I'm pretty sure I speak for most people when I say that when you hear "Ferengi" you think "small, pink, inoffensive", so it's not the best phrase when describing ones erection.
 
Hmmmm. Point taken, sir.
 
The more you know!
 
I own a tractor, does this count?
 
NO!
 
but it is red and has a series of attachments.
 
Name the attachments.
 
Scarifier, Shredder but best of all I need to oil the flange to attach them.

There are many things that amuse me in my life, but when one of the wifes friends drops some kids off and starts gassing about utter crap I love to idly walk by walking towards the garage.
"I'm just off to oil the flange" I say in an innocent manner.

I swear sometimes I can feel her eyes in my back.
 
Makeing a womans eyes roll back is indeed fun.
 
Is it also a TRANSFORMER?
 
And if so, what kind?
 
ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
 
I THOUGHT IT SAID, "ROBOTS IN THE SKIES" WHICH IS REALLY A LOOOOTTTT FUCKING SCARIER!!!
 
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