Keep this a secret

[Gagh]

THE TOMTREK IS HIDING HIS SHAME FROM US ALL.

 

[Dr Dave]

Come to the light Tomtrek.

 

[Daystrom]

Hm. I remember when Tomtrek was a girl, seriously.

 

[Homo Erectus]

you quit taking your frog pills day?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TOMTREK TITS ARE IRRELEVANT.

 

[jack]

Dance into the light Tomtrek.

 

[Cassie]

The MF mad scientists are working on Tomtreknip.

 

[Loktar]

Hm. I remember when Tomtrek was a girl, seriously.

I remember when Daystrom wasn't a creepy perv.

 

[Gagh]

I remember when Daystrom wasn't a creepy perv.

That would be shortly before he turned 8, right?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tomtrek is curruently eating jam by the barrel.

 

[Dr Dave]

HE LIKES JAM MORE THEN ANY MAN I KNOW!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He doesn't eat the barrels though.

 

[Tisiphone]

I heard he sells them to someone who does, feeding their barrel addiction. And I have it on good authority that this person is trying to quit eating barrels.

TOMTREK IS AN ENABLER

 

[jack]

I hear Tomtrek prefers eating oak casks, as opposed to cherry.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hear he tried to breed Scarlett Johansson with Konnie Huq...with disastrous results.