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Keith Richards : I snorted my father

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LONDON (AP) - Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.
In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

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JESUS
 
"Hey, pops...you don't mind if I mix you up with some blow and put you up my nose do ya? Right...CHEERIO!"
 
I would've been afraid it would burn.
 
That means his dad's soul now lives inside him.
 
Now it's going to be so unoriginal when I do that with my dad's ashes. DAMN YOU KEITH RICHARDS!!!!
 
I only put my dad's in the pepper shaker as a joke, but it was still pretty funny at Thanksgiving a couple years ago....
 
^You lie!!! But it was pretty funny. :D
 
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.


lol - ok, that's some pretty twisted shit. omg.
 
I ran out of sand a couple winters ago and was forced to use my ex-mother-in-laws ashes on the ice on the front walk. Worked just fine. But Richards is a cannibal.
 
He's a snortabal.
 
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