Kelly Klarkson Kristmas

[CaptainWacky]

KKK!

 

[CaptainWacky]

...and her names' "Clarkson"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CLAY AIKEN IS MADE OF CLAY!!!! THE NOSE IS STILL ON BACKORDER!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I still don't know who that is.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You are so glad, too. Trust me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Okay.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Clay Aiken is highly underappreciated.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does he have feet of Clay?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He has a weird MJ-like nose, only it's natural. And too much gums. And he's a closet cocksmoking faggot who deliberately doesn't talk about girl/boyfriends or how much he can take up the ass. And he thinks he's the queen of the world. And he has child bearing hips. And his voice is like a splintery stake through a Long Island vampire.

 

[Mentalist]

How dare you even mention MJ in the same post.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Clay Aiken > Michael Jaxon

 

[CaptainWacky]

THAT'S THE UGLIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!