Kevin Smith to Direct Next Trek Movie?

[Gagh]

Picard: What the fuck are you all looking at?

Worf: 'sup with you, you old fart? Too busy juggling cocks, huh?

Riker: You will not be a fucking insubordinate fuck on this fucking bridge, Mr. Worf, you cock-sucking bitch

Troi: Deanna in the hizzhouse, y'can'll come get some oh my titties, y'shit-eating cock-sucking fart-sniffers

eCT ECT ECT

 

[CaptainWacky]

Geordi: YO, you ever notice DAT in Star Wars all DA black dudes DIED?

Data: What the fuck, Ladno didn't die!

Gerodi: Oh SURE nigger died! Han stabbed him in the back wit Luke's lightsabre, BELIE DAT playa!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Jay: Yo Beaverzoid can you sense what's stirring in my PANTS? BONC!

Holden: Why did I inherit the Enterprise C from Rachel Garrett? Why couldn't they give me a cool ship to captain?

Jay: Prolly the man-on-man kiss you planted in that lezzie flick yo...so can I smoke you or what?

Silent Bob: *smacks forehead*

 

[Mentalist]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ben Affleck: WATCH ME EMOTE!

 

[Gagh]

IT SHOULD STILL HAPPEN.