Kids should carry guns in school...

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...cause ya never know.

Students Startled After Deer Jump Into School Rudolph: 'I don't feel tardy'

Updated 7:46 PM EST, Tue, Jan 6, 2009

HAMILTON, N.J. -- Officials at a Hamilton Township school are hoping for a return to normal Tuesday, a day after class was disrupted by two deer leaping through a window.

Pastor Lance Walker of the Faith Baptist School says the deer jumped into a teacher's supply room Monday morning, startling three students and a teacher who were working on a lesson.

They managed to get out and close the door, leaving the deer to trash the room.

The school canceled outdoor recess for the day.

By early afternoon, animal control officers showed up and tranquilized the animals so they could be taken away from the school.

 

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If this happened in rural Wisconsin in the 1980s during deer hunting season one of the kids could've went out to his car and got his hunting rifle.

Actually, that's not true. They closed school for deer hunting season in rural Wisconsin in the 1980s.

 

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Pastor Lance Walker of the Faith Baptist School says the deer jumped into a teacher's supply room Monday morning, startling three students and a teacher who were working on a lesson.

No, that's not suspicious at all.

 

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God sent the deer to interrupt the sodomy. :techman:

 

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Do Baptist clergy molest children too!?:smfhuh: