King Craig finds jack to origanal

[King_Craig]

Jack we at the king craig revolution find your comments and posts to be at most boering , unconventional and quite frankly laim , you must be stoped before you but anymore minds to sleep with your quick whitt that clearly lacks any humer

 

[King_Craig]

King Craig takes a great lead in the race for glory

I would like to anounce that clearly i have overwhelmed you all with my great posteings i am ahead of you all with my quick whitted humer and unlike jack i am able to post interesting topics worth reading about im sure that in time jack will come to appreciate me as the great king i am and soon he will leave a post anounceing he has steped down from his so called thrown only to retreet into the shadows of which he began his misrable life

 

[King_Craig]

King Craig skunks dont realy smell

Listen king craig never lies to you does he now , i shall answer that for you my children , the answer is NO no i do not lie so i wish to share some news i belive to be true SKUNKS DONT ACTUALLY SMELL the goverment has told us they do smell in order to make us stay away from these creatures but the real question is my children , why does the goverment not want us to get close to these animals ? ponder on that

 

[King_Craig]

King Craig TAKE DOWN UKCB

i have a request you must all do as i comand and together we will bombard the UKCHATTERBOX adminastration with pointless emails there email address is [email protected] we should all send emails bombard them till they give in to the resistance , Children lets begin the king craig revolution :laugh:

 

[King_Craig]

King Craig rapes jack

JACK is the man who stands outside a childrens play ground
JACK is the man who thinks about a horses dick
JACK is the man who is scared of the dark
JACK is the man who weres a shower cap
JACK is the man who has low fat mayonase
JACK is the man that wishes he had an albino friend
JACK is the man who belived his mother when she said ,this is your uncle
JACK is the man who in time will begin to realise he has nothing
JACK is the man who spends 20 minuets brushing his teeth
JACK is the man who thinks size dosent matter
JACK is the man who will point out king craig is a bad speller
JACK is the man who will stick his finger in his bum
JACK is the man who will then sniff his finger after removeing it from his anus
JACK is the man who will spend a quite night in reading a book
JACK is the man who will fail to impress the king craig revolution
JACK is the man who is a mear cyber chimp
JACK is the man who belives he was abducted buy aliens
JACK is the man who children will speak of in court rooms
JACK is the man who will download gay porn
JACK is the man who will reply to this thread with a boering 1 sentence reply
JACK is the man who will fall victom to the king craig revolution
JACK is the man who wishes he was KING CRAIG :laugh:

 

[Tyrant]

King_Craig finds himself in the red