Darkside
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Okay, I think most of us with dicks who love women will agree that Jean-Luc Picard is a faggot.
Here's a scenario illustrating why.
The Enterprise 1701 is in a new region of space. An alien starship the size of a penny enters through a hatch while crewman are doing EV repairs to the ship.
The crew's mission: search the cosmos for a leader who is a strong enough leader to bring peace and order to their worn-torn though miniature world.
The tiny ship flies around corridors and enters a Jefferies tube. It interfaces with the ship's computer and locates Captain Kirk's quarters. The ship enters an air duct and arrives to the end of the duct which opens on Kirk's quarters.
The crew is astonished--and impressed--to find the captain in bed with not one, not two, but three women, an Andorian, Orion, and human.
The human woman is glistening with sweat and clearly exhausted, absent-mindedly rubbing her sore womanhood. Kirk is banging the Orion hard from behind while she eats the Andorian out.
As Kirk is about to ask the ladies to switch positions, his comm chimes. Checkov says that there's an intruder en route to Kirk's quarters. The human female looks up and tells Kirk it's her boyfriend, a master hand-to-hand combatant.
Kirk pulls his pants on just as the boyfriend storms Kirk's quarters.
Kirk fells the guy with a flying double-kick, then judo chops him in the neck. Right then, the red alert klaxons sound, and Kirk runs to the comm. Spock informs him that three Romulan Birds of Prey have de-cloaked outside the ship. Kirk puts his shirt on and leaves the women in his quarters.
The aliens follow Kirk into the turbolift and to the bridge. They watch as he uses his keen military acumen to destroy two of the Birds of Prey, and incapacitate the third, bringing it in shameful two to the nearest starbase.
The aliens seem satisfied, but are then reminded by their advisor, Trelane, that they must also investigate another candidate. Trelane's companion, a being called Q, snaps his fingers, sending the alien craft into the 24th century, aboard the Enterprise-D.
The ship interfaces with the E-D's computer and locates Picard. They aliens fly to investigate Picard, who's in Holodeck 3. There the aliens find a weak looking old bald man in a khaki outfit brushing dirt away from broken pottery. Crouched next to the old man is a gorgeous brunette human with big black eyes and an ample bosom, mostly visible through the plunging neckline of her blue dress.
The aliens are astounded to find that the beautiful human female is regarding the captain with something like sexual awe and desire. Her nipples are hard and she's biting her bottom lip.
To any being of any species alive and conscious, it would be clear that the woman wants to mate with the old man. Yet he continues to yammer on to her about the pottery he's "unearthed," despite the fact that it's fake.
A red alert klaxon sounds, and the old man taps a gold badge on his shirt. A much more manly voice than the old man's informs Captain Picard that two Romulan Warbirds have decloaked outside the ship.
Picard informs the manlier individual that he's on his way, and then leaves the room with the beautiful female behind him.
Once on the bridge of the ship, Captain Picard finds a Romulan commander ready to strike.
Picard yammers on for a good ten minutes about diplomacy and good faith and even works in something about archaeology and tea. The Romulan commander is stunned into silence and loses heart, ordering the ship to make a hasty retreat.
The man with the masculine voice, clearly a man's man like Kirk, asks the captain if he has further orders. Picard says the man's in command, then retreats to a small, lame room off the bridge where he drinks tea and reads poetry.
The aliens are disgusted, and beg Trelane to return them to Kirk. They do, and the aliens ask Kirk for help. Within a matter of hours, Kirk has ended the conflict on the alien planet and ended poverty, disease, and crime to boot.
So it's clear: Picard is a faggot.
And if the fact that he NEVER fucked Troi or Yar up the ass or tried to bend Doctor Crusher over a biobed isn't evidence, I don't know what is.
D
Here's a scenario illustrating why.
The Enterprise 1701 is in a new region of space. An alien starship the size of a penny enters through a hatch while crewman are doing EV repairs to the ship.
The crew's mission: search the cosmos for a leader who is a strong enough leader to bring peace and order to their worn-torn though miniature world.
The tiny ship flies around corridors and enters a Jefferies tube. It interfaces with the ship's computer and locates Captain Kirk's quarters. The ship enters an air duct and arrives to the end of the duct which opens on Kirk's quarters.
The crew is astonished--and impressed--to find the captain in bed with not one, not two, but three women, an Andorian, Orion, and human.
The human woman is glistening with sweat and clearly exhausted, absent-mindedly rubbing her sore womanhood. Kirk is banging the Orion hard from behind while she eats the Andorian out.
As Kirk is about to ask the ladies to switch positions, his comm chimes. Checkov says that there's an intruder en route to Kirk's quarters. The human female looks up and tells Kirk it's her boyfriend, a master hand-to-hand combatant.
Kirk pulls his pants on just as the boyfriend storms Kirk's quarters.
Kirk fells the guy with a flying double-kick, then judo chops him in the neck. Right then, the red alert klaxons sound, and Kirk runs to the comm. Spock informs him that three Romulan Birds of Prey have de-cloaked outside the ship. Kirk puts his shirt on and leaves the women in his quarters.
The aliens follow Kirk into the turbolift and to the bridge. They watch as he uses his keen military acumen to destroy two of the Birds of Prey, and incapacitate the third, bringing it in shameful two to the nearest starbase.
The aliens seem satisfied, but are then reminded by their advisor, Trelane, that they must also investigate another candidate. Trelane's companion, a being called Q, snaps his fingers, sending the alien craft into the 24th century, aboard the Enterprise-D.
The ship interfaces with the E-D's computer and locates Picard. They aliens fly to investigate Picard, who's in Holodeck 3. There the aliens find a weak looking old bald man in a khaki outfit brushing dirt away from broken pottery. Crouched next to the old man is a gorgeous brunette human with big black eyes and an ample bosom, mostly visible through the plunging neckline of her blue dress.
The aliens are astounded to find that the beautiful human female is regarding the captain with something like sexual awe and desire. Her nipples are hard and she's biting her bottom lip.
To any being of any species alive and conscious, it would be clear that the woman wants to mate with the old man. Yet he continues to yammer on to her about the pottery he's "unearthed," despite the fact that it's fake.
A red alert klaxon sounds, and the old man taps a gold badge on his shirt. A much more manly voice than the old man's informs Captain Picard that two Romulan Warbirds have decloaked outside the ship.
Picard informs the manlier individual that he's on his way, and then leaves the room with the beautiful female behind him.
Once on the bridge of the ship, Captain Picard finds a Romulan commander ready to strike.
Picard yammers on for a good ten minutes about diplomacy and good faith and even works in something about archaeology and tea. The Romulan commander is stunned into silence and loses heart, ordering the ship to make a hasty retreat.
The man with the masculine voice, clearly a man's man like Kirk, asks the captain if he has further orders. Picard says the man's in command, then retreats to a small, lame room off the bridge where he drinks tea and reads poetry.
The aliens are disgusted, and beg Trelane to return them to Kirk. They do, and the aliens ask Kirk for help. Within a matter of hours, Kirk has ended the conflict on the alien planet and ended poverty, disease, and crime to boot.
So it's clear: Picard is a faggot.
And if the fact that he NEVER fucked Troi or Yar up the ass or tried to bend Doctor Crusher over a biobed isn't evidence, I don't know what is.
D
