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KIRK PUSHED A BIG ROCK ONTO THE GORN

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
BUT THE GORN GOT RIGHT BACK UP.
 
He was very strong.
 
This sounds sexy
 
It's fucking unbelievable that Kirk was killed by Soran in a similar environment when he BEAT A FUCKING GORN.
 
YOU DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND, WHAT YOU WANT IS MR SPOCK
 
Someone was watching the Sci-Fi channel today!
 
the pope's bastard uncle Steve.
 
Kirk should have nutted Soran.
 
then tossed rotten fish at him.
 
But then Soran would have run away laughing, saying, "So long! thanks for all the fish!" - which might not have been a bad way to end things actually.
 
Kirk could have taken out Soran's legs.
 
with the rotted fish?
 
Kirk should have come to live with me!!!
 
It was fun.

Oh my.
 
Douglas Adams suffered terribly from writers' block... :(
 
Everything would have been OK, if he hadn't written that last book.
 
Didn't somebody else finish off his last one?
 
Yeah, HITLER. He turned it into Nazi propaganda the bastard.
 
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