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Knock knock knockin' on Hell's door...

Zombie Superman

Zombie Superman

I came for the brains
Okay, here's the deal.

I got bumped down to being some kind of fourth or fifth class citizen here who can't post anywhere but in these four forums.

I can't give karma, either, which sucks.

Numerous PMs to the management have been ignored or have essentially equalled a giant "go fuck yourself."

So I'm a Superman who can't fly past a big ol' glass ceiling, trapped in this hell down below.

I want out, y'know? They bumped me down here because I was doing something I've done in various other places: character evolution.

You heard me right. I treat my usernames as characters, and they have a journey. Ol' Zombie Superman here was going to proceed from zombie grunting to somewhat discernible speech and then, bam, regular speech.

Anyway, I'm like a fly caught under an overturned glass, and the hot chick who trapped me under here 'cause she didn't want to squish me is over there in the bathtub, drinking red wine and fingering herself.

And here I am, bashing my head against the glass.

You feel me?
 
Cry me a river, fuckwit.

See that babe in my sig? Yeah, her. She's my girlfriend.

We just finished a sumptuous meal and then she blew me under the table and let me blow a load on her tits.

How's that make you feel, you dead Boy Scout?

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHDHHEHHEEEEEOO!
 
I'm sure you'll be moved out now that you're talking in sentences.
 
You have to have 50 posts to give karma Zombie dude. Oh.. and man, character duals kinda suck. You seem to be OK though, I haven't read the posts that got you kicked down here.
 
Dracula said:
Cry me a river, fuckwit.

See that babe in my sig? Yeah, her. She's my girlfriend.

We just finished a sumptuous meal and then she blew me under the table and let me blow a load on her tits.

How's that make you feel, you dead Boy Scout?

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHDHHEHHEEEEEOO!
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Hey fucktard, I'm pretty sure an undead Superman can kiss an undead old guy's ass any day.

Brick it on, Fagula.
 
Let them fight, using only cans of spam as their weapons.
 
Cassie nailed it dude, get to fifty posts, that's all it takes.
 
Why does Dracula hate Zombie Superman?
 
It's an undead thing.
 
Or they're the same person, and he's only pretending to hate the Zombie.
 
Zombie Superman said:
Okay, here's the deal.

I got bumped down to being some kind of fourth or fifth class citizen here who can't post anywhere but in these four forums.

I can't give karma, either, which sucks.

Numerous PMs to the management have been ignored or have essentially equalled a giant "go fuck yourself."

So I'm a Superman who can't fly past a big ol' glass ceiling, trapped in this hell down below.

I want out, y'know? They bumped me down here because I was doing something I've done in various other places: character evolution.

You heard me right. I treat my usernames as characters, and they have a journey. Ol' Zombie Superman here was going to proceed from zombie grunting to somewhat discernible speech and then, bam, regular speech.

Anyway, I'm like a fly caught under an overturned glass, and the hot chick who trapped me under here 'cause she didn't want to squish me is over there in the bathtub, drinking red wine and fingering herself.

And here I am, bashing my head against the glass.
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They'll let you out if you eat Zombie Brainiac.
 
Dracula vs. Zombie Superman....

ONLY IF I MIX IN LEATHERFACE AND ASH FOR SEXY CHAINSAW ACTION!
 
Sounds good to me, my oblong friend.
 
Have at it, Zombie Superdouche
 
Ishcabittle said:
Have at it, Zombie Superdouche
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Now that's quite the image, isn't it?

I mean, are we talking "Zombie Superdouche," as in, a zombified, undead douche hungering for the vaginal flesh of living women, who also has the powers of Superman?

Or are we talking a product, "Zombie Superdouche, for that zombified superheroine in your life whose 'not so fresh feeling' has persisted into the afterlife! Sold exclusively at Walgreen's."
 
I don't want to think about zombie twat.

*gets sick a lil*
 
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