Know what I really fucking hate?

[The Question]

When I wake up in the wee hours, stumble over to the desk, sit down, have a gulp of warm, flat Mountain Dew and smoke half a cigarette -- and the sudden harshness of the cigarette makes me cough... but then the gulp of soda has kicked in...

...so I spend the next five minutes in a painful string of coughs-immediately-followed-by-hiccups.

I really fucking hate that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah that's because you've got HATING DISEASE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe you should switch tequilas.

 

[Ishcabittle]

AND I NICE WHITE WINE SAUCE.

 

[whisky]

Maybe you should stop smoking.

I blame the mask

 

[CaptainWacky]

maybe Ihsould kille msyefl lol