Kos Memory

[Dual]

Two years ago, on the Greek isle of Kos, I made reference to the agora (ΑΓΟΡΑ) at the town centre in the distance. The stupid blonde I was with condescendingly (lol) replied, "You mean the AROPA?" I totally blinked, did an internal wtf, and said, "... no, I mean the agora." No further explanation needed. :S:

 

[jack]

as long as you could tickle her nose with your pubes, what difference did it make?

 

[Seph]

TRU DAT^

 

[Gagh]

Just remember her tits. That should bring back decent memories.

 

[Donovan]

Reminds me of the time I was driving through central NY with my ex-wife and we came to Skaneatales. I had said "Skaynee-atALL-us" and she corrected me with "Skinny- Atlas" in that same "You're a dumbass sweetie" tone I hate. We got into an argument over it that got so heated we finally had to pull off the road. We were at a rest stop outside the town, and I finally said we should go inside the restaurant, ask the server how to say the name, and drop the stupid argument.

So that's what we did. We pull in, go inside, and I said to the counter girl, "Please tell us the name of this place, and pronounce it very slowly. We're trying to end an argument."

The girl looked at us both like we were morons, and said, "Bur. Gur. King."

 

[Gagh]

The arguments over the dumb shit are the best. I had a two day row with one of my exes because I'd put the nail clippers back in the wrong drawer (it was my fucking house!).