Kris/Sophie over already

[CaptainWacky]

All the good his hologram did has been undone!

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/blog/0e7c73db3060a0989438278b3f9a2a2a/view.c4

Yes, that's right, they're letting the housemates read magazine stories about themselves in the house. That doesn't go against the entire premise of Big Brother in any way!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This series has abandoned every other rule of BB, so this shouldn't be a surprise. Letting them talk about nominations, letting them not make nominations, not bothering to give them tasks... it's like the production team just can't be arsed this year.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Soon they'll let them see the bookies odds and place bets on the winner.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And host an edition of BBBM in the garden with the housemates sitting among the audience members and giggling at Davina's jokes about spunk, while Brian's convinced to eat the astroturf in celebration of national Cow Week. "Nuur, Brig Brovva why're you doing this too me?!"

 

[The Tomtrek]

The next task will probably be to see which housemate get's the best HEAT MAGAZINE deal (it'll be Sophie because she has big boobs).

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's going on about how he shouldn't have implied that they'd had sex right now.

Err, didn't Sophie TELL Noirin that her and Kris had sex?