Lacey Banghard

[CaptainWacky]

That's a real name.

 

[The Tomtrek]

BOOOOOOO let's boo her because we're judging her because she conforms to a stereotype that was more than likely accentuated by the editing of the video BOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[CaptainWacky]

BOOOO SHE'S A GIRL BOOOO.

 

[headvoid]

I hear she likes both men and women!

 

[CaptainWacky]

She seems nice.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Might as well get this out of the way (NSFW):

Spoiler

 

[headvoid]

Funny how the tits look real and the lps look fake!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Those are indeed tits, if mammory serves.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Her voice is annoying.

 

[CaptainWacky]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3351197/Lacey-Banghard-wins-Page-3-Idol.html

Lacey’s unusual surname is a result of a misspelling by immigration when her paternal grandparents moved to the UK.

SEE IT IS A REAL NAME, YOU CYNICS.

 

[headvoid]

I love how she was in Yates Wine Lodge in Luton when she found out she was picked for Page 3 loveliness. Do they still call them Wine Lodges?

How can I explain the concept of Yates Wine Lodge to Americans?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is that the kind of place Alan Partridge would go to?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WWAPD?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

As in Yates the pub? Like the local Yates pub that never has less than three emergency services vehicles outside at any one time every Saturday night?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Surprise surprise, she has shitty political views.

"FUCKING SINGLE MOTHERS GETTING MONEY TO LIVE IN A HOUSE AND NOT DIE ON THE STREET".

 

[headvoid]

Have a particular dislike for this particular brand of idiotic opinion. Having been brought up by a single mother on benefits, it has a particular relevance.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well she does work for The Sun!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Ah haha she's completely fallen for Speidi's bullshit.

 

[The Tomtrek]

"It's like you've totally given up material things!" she says as Spencer applies his nightly face cream.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHe was being sarcastic!

Naked!? IN A SHOWER! WHAT AN ANIMAL.