Lady Gaga: Secret member of the Illuminati

[Dirk Funk]

Apparently Lady Gaga secretly rules the world! This explains a lot.

http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=1676

Srsly, these people have WAY too much time on their hands.

 

[Loktar]

We shouldn't totally dismiss it though, because what if one day it turned out the conspiracy theorists were right all along?

 

[Dirk Funk]

If so, this means the Illuminati have significantly lowered their standards to the point of not being any kid of threat.

 

[Gagh]

This was a front page article with the Fortean Times about 6-8 months back. I honestly can't blieve what some people can sit there and make up.

 

[WillsZenith]

well it was her or greasy ke$ha...

kabbalah has madonna..

scientology has er some pop star...


and the muslims have JUSTIN FUCKING BIEBER FUCKING TOP TRUMP RELIGIOUS POP WAR PWNAGE!!!!!