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Lady GaGa's growing Bob Monkhouse obession is beginning to worry me

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I mean, okay, it was funny at first (going on the Jonathan Ross Show and answering every question with "Bob Monkhouse" for eight minutes, then eating a raw onion) but I think she's taking it too far. Calling up his relatives at all hours of the day asking if she can "live in his suits" just isn't on.
 
Mmm. Though you've got to admit "I Can't Find My Jokebook (Wanna Show You My Punchline)" is REALLY catchy. The video's pretty creepy though. I think she misunderstood a few things about his life, and gender.
 
I like "Opportunity Knocked ME Up!", though.
 
I heard she has her pubic hair shaped jus like his eyebrows. She can raise one eyebrow to order whenever a joke is told. It's supposed to be a bit freaky.
 
She claims to be "in this video."

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