Laker_Girl=Sex

[Big Dick McGee]

A new mathematical formula I just devised. Too bad I won't get to test it until we're both old and wrinkly and saggy when our significant others have passed away.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just cheat on your wife. I would.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Naw, I love her too much. Plus, she's Asian, she'd kick my ass with that fancy Karate shit.

 

[Buttons]

Tough call... Sex or some asskickign by asian chicks... It'd be like Charlies Angels!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll have sex with your wife if it makes it any easier for you.

 

[Buttons]

Thats a deal! Think of how much time you'll save!

 

[The Question]

Tell ya what, BDM -- I'll have sex with Laker Girl and save you the asskicking. See how helpful I am?

 

[Shatna]

We'll all do our part by having sex with Laker_Girl.

Not all at the same time, of course.

Unless she's into that.

Which I hope she isn't. I'm selfish.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^She's classy, she's not a big ol' ho-bag.


So, yeah, one at a time it is.

 

[Shatna]

If wanting to have sex with several women at the same time makes me a ho' bag, then a HO' BAG I BE.

 

[Gagh]

^A queue of punters waiting one-at-a-time for a bird to cock her legs up in the air is SO much more classier than a gang bang, isn't it?

 

[Shatna]

Hang on, I need my English to English dictionary....


er... Aye, mate!

 

[Gagh]

Hang on, I need my English to English dictionary....


er... Aye, mate!

I'll explain. It was aimed at BDM, but we posted simultaneously. I was questioning his logic of saying LG was too classy to take a gang bang, so it will have to be one after the other.

So, I kinda said (admittedly in a bit of slang) that a line of guys waiting for a 'service' is obviously much more classy than a gang bang!

 

[Shatna]

I got it. I was just being an ass.

 

[Gagh]

You ass! I can never tell with you guys. I do fall back on slang quite often.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe Laker Girl could be lying in a bed with a big electronic sign above her reading "NOW SERVICING NUMBER 6" and there's a long line of guys waiting with tickets and I look down at mine and it reads "6" so I lick my lips and make my way forward but suddendly JETHRO jumps into the bed before me and his ticket says "6" too and I realised mine was upside down and it was really number 9 and I curse under my breathe but can't help but laugh at how amusing the whole misunderstanding was?

 

[Gagh]

Jethro is always out humping birds from Bulletin Boards, the horny bastard.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Knowing my luck he'd hump her to death before my turn. AGAIN.

 

[Shatna]

Maybe Laker Girl could be lying in a bed with a big electronic sign above her reading "NOW SERVICING NUMBER 6" and there's a long line of guys waiting with tickets and I look down at mine and it reads "6" so I lick my lips and make my way forward but suddendly JETHRO jumps into the bed before me and his ticket says "6" too and I realised mine was upside down and it was really number 9 and I curse under my breathe but can't help but laugh at how amusing the whole misunderstanding was?

Worse, Number_6 would push in front of you and go "do you mind?" in this icy, intellectual big-word voice.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes, then The Question would come up with an argument for why racism is okay and I wouldn't be able to come up with a comeback right away but then just as I did I'd notice he was gone and I'd look at my ticket and OMG he's stolen it!