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Lane - BB12 (US)

Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
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Lane

Name: Lane Elenburg
Age: 24
Current Residence: Decatur, Texas
Occupation: Oil Rig Salesman

Three adjectives that describe you: Funny, outgoing, athletic

Favorite Activities: Working out, riding motorcycles, going out with friends and playing golf

What do you think will be the most difficult part about living inside the Big Brother house: Sharing a bathroom with my fellow Houseguests

Strategy for winning Big Brother: Yes I do, but not revealing it.

What types of people would you NOT choose to live with you in the house: Annoying people

A recurring theme on Big Brother is "expect the unexpected." How would you handle "the unexpected:" My life is already full of the unexpected, so I believe I would do just fine.

Which past Big Brother cast member did you like most or least: Memphis from Season 10 because he was laid back

What are you afraid of: Electric fences

What is the accomplishment you are most proud of: Playing college football at Texas Tech University

Finish this sentence: "My life's motto is:" To be successful at everything I attempt

Is there anything else you want to tell the audience about yourself: I am a very competitive person. I have been in and around sports all my life. Also, I work in public relations so I can twist and play every person in that house which should enable me to come out on top. .

CBS.com Bio page
 
Yeah yeah. And he's funny sometimes. But he does nothing game-wise. He's the 4th wheel of the Brigade, where Matt goes out and wins HoHs and makes the public moves, Heydan plays to win and makes risky double-agent friendships, and even Enzo the "Jersey Shore" mook plays a good social game to get information. Lane basically sits in on the meetings, and works out, and eats food and converts it to waste.

I hope he's the first one out of the boat when the Brigade has to start turning on each other.
 
It's gonna be a power struggle between Matt and Enzo when they start turning on one another.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Yeah yeah. And he's funny sometimes. But he does nothing game-wise. He's the 4th wheel of the Brigade, where Matt goes out and wins HoHs and makes the public moves, Heydan plays to win and makes risky double-agent friendships, and even Enzo the "Jersey Shore" mook plays a good social game to get information. Lane basically sits in on the meetings, and works out, and eats food and converts it to waste.

I hope he's the first one out of the boat when the Brigade has to start turning on each other.
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Otoh, he's the only houseguest left that I don't hate.

Mostly because he hasn't had any screentime, probably, but everybody else is wretched.
 
His tattoos offend me. Why do guys get nautical stars and tribal and think it's original?

In fact, Lane combines the two on his right shoulder, even.
 
He's an oil rig salesman who rides motorcycles. Also he's a former small-town football star who (with the above brother) got picked up for assaulting someone, but ultimately wasn't arrested.

The bandanas & tats are underselling him.
 
And, case in point.

Lane: How many people watch our show?
Ragan: In the US alone, about 7 million, though Rachel was saying our season's ratings are good, so it might be more.
Lane: How many people watch in Canada?
Ragan: I don't know, but I hear it's more popular than in the US.
Lane: So that's 14 million... wow.
 
Howie from BB6/BB7 All-Stars turned a pool shed in the backyard into "The Jack Shack". Almost nightly, he would take lotion and a towel and climb into this big wooden box and do the deed.
 
I don't know how some guys jerk it in the shower. Personally, when I release, my knees quit working. I'd break my neck.
 
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