laptop touchpads suck.

[Donovan]

I have come to this conclusion. They are placed dead center in the keyboard where trying to use them regularly invites instant wrist strain. They're either over or undersensitive, and each different computer has a different method for doubleclick, rightclick, and scroll.

Stoopid laptop. You suck. But you work better than my old frankenstein.

So I forgive you for sucking, stoopid laptop.

 

[starguard]

Ain't no school like the old school...

Thats why I kept my acer aspire 5517 notebook!

 

[SaintLucifer]

Translation: I, Donovan, am both too fucking stupid and lazy to bother to properly learn how to operate this fucking touchpad. I, Donovan, am a complete RETARD.

 

[Charlemagne]

Translation: I, SaintLucifer, am a fucking stupid and lazy inbred with delusions of grandeur, who likes to fondle Mike Wong's dick. I, SaintLucifer, am a complete RETARD.

Well, I see we agree on something.

 

[headvoid]

WHy don't you just buy a tiny travel mouse? I think we even gave some away recently with a promo for Yongalogaloogoa shampoo or some other crap product I am pushing at the moment.

 

[SaintLucifer]

WHy don't you just buy a tiny travel mouse? I think we even gave some away recently with a promo for Yongalogaloogoa shampoo or some other crap product I am pushing at the moment.

Oooh, a lofty position! Salesman!

 

[SaintLucifer]

Well, I see we agree on something.

Ah, the child rears his fugly head. What next? You are going to utter 'nyah, nyah, nyah!'?