CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"I'm off to the fucking dentist, don't wake up because I might end up shagging her or commiting an atrocity, bye," said Larry Brick to his robot bride.
"Wait!" she shouted. "You might commit an atrocity?"
"Oh, I see, you care more about me commiting atrocities than you do me cheating on your metal ass."
"Well you did program me to accept you cheating," she said. "Like on our wedding night when you had a threesome with two eighteen year olds while I scrubbed the toliet."
"AHAHAHA, a great fucking night, what's your fucking point?"
"Atrocities are wrong."
"Who says? I didn't give you ethics, slut."
"I programmed myself with them."
"Bitch!"
"Please do not commit atrocities."
"Remember how I programmed you to turn off at a simple voice command?"
"Yes..."
"OFF!"
She shut down. Larry kicked her. He went outside. It wasn't that he was evil, he told himself, just that he was completely different from everyone else. He was not a part of humanity and felt no compulsion to act human.
"I'LL KILL SOME CATS!" he shouted at a nun.
TO BE CONTINUED
"Wait!" she shouted. "You might commit an atrocity?"
"Oh, I see, you care more about me commiting atrocities than you do me cheating on your metal ass."
"Well you did program me to accept you cheating," she said. "Like on our wedding night when you had a threesome with two eighteen year olds while I scrubbed the toliet."
"AHAHAHA, a great fucking night, what's your fucking point?"
"Atrocities are wrong."
"Who says? I didn't give you ethics, slut."
"I programmed myself with them."
"Bitch!"
"Please do not commit atrocities."
"Remember how I programmed you to turn off at a simple voice command?"
"Yes..."
"OFF!"
She shut down. Larry kicked her. He went outside. It wasn't that he was evil, he told himself, just that he was completely different from everyone else. He was not a part of humanity and felt no compulsion to act human.
"I'LL KILL SOME CATS!" he shouted at a nun.
TO BE CONTINUED