Lasers

[Dual]

My face got attacked by lasers today. It hurt pretty badly. :S:

 

[ThatSunrise]

Elaborate?

 

[Dual]

Facial hair removal. Shaving sucks.

 

[Cassie]

I bet your face is soft as a baby's butt!

 

[The Tomtrek]

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET TO TRYING TO FUCK OVER MEGATRON.

 

[Dr Dave]

You had sex with a laser didn't you?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Funny, those laser treatment people always say it won't hurt and you can return to work after your lunch hour and no one will be able to tell the difference, but their patients tend to have a different story.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just shave.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Waxing hurts.
And so does that Nads stuff, au natural from Australia. It fucking hurts!

 

[Donovan]

I just heard a story today on the radio about a guy who tried to get his nuts waxed and took off his scrot by accident. Fucking OWWWWWW!

 

[headvoid]

This is a new level of Californian vanity.

Have you had anal bleaching yet Dual?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He probably has literal metal feet.

 

[Dual]

This is a new level of Californian vanity.

I'm not a Californian. I just live here.

 

[Dirk Funk]

 

[headvoid]

No denial of anal bleaching.

 

[Dr Dave]

You live in California and just got laser hair removal, that makes you a de facto Californian.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CALLIFORNIA DESERVES TO FALL INTO THE SEA FOR THE UNNATURAL THINGS THEY DO TO PIZZA.

 

[Cassie]

AND THEIR ANUSES!

 

[Dr Dave]

Hold tight!