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Last episode of doctor who script

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
Doctor: Ooo Im so old I'm going to die, its BRILLIANT! Oh wait, not it isnt, bugger

Jack: Did someone say bugger? Giggidy giggidy goo

Martha: Is anyone going to look at me or do I have to keep doing that one look that makes me look like Halle Berry for the rest of the episode?

Jack: Did someone say flick my cherry? Giggidy giggidy giggidy

THe master: my appearence isnt a bitting attack on the last days of Tony Blaire, gurn, smirk, hand guesture

Theres an explosion in the tardis

Doctor: Oh no, that was the last tardis, I dont know what I'll do without it, and I'm not at all optomisitic even though I've lost it about 8 times in teh last three years.

Jack: did someone say cock lick? Giggidy giggidy Gooooo

The master throws a spear through Jack

Jack: Damn, I was going to be impaling you, on my pork sword baby! Giggidy

THe master shoots Jack

Jack: Damn, when I hoped you would shoot your load over me, this isnt what I had in mind.

THe master hits Jack with an axe.

Jack: Yeah baby, hit me with your massive chopper!

The master plants TNT on Jack

Jack: Ooo baby I'm about to get blown!

The master starts to count down from ten, but Jack explods at 7

Jacks severed head: Wow, premature decapitation, anyone want some head?

THe master kicks the head into a corridor.

Jack: Ooo I'm up the masters back passage!

The doctor, Martha and Master commit suicide
 
Was the last season of Dr Who any good? SEEMS KINDA GAY.
 
Last meaning the one that's one now, or last years?

Year two was very meh, with only a few exceptions, whereas year three was pretty good, with only a few exceptions.
 
Oh, I think I'm talking about the current season, I thought it was over. We are a season behind you guys, I think.
 
Current is good, one more episode.

The only cliche thing about season three is how Martha sort of instantly falls in love with the Doctor, and he just acts like he has no idea because hes still pining for Rose.
 
The Toclafane turn out to be ANTS.
 
Captain Jack: I vote the Negro sidekick AS THE NEW SLAVE-GIRL in the latest Broadway show because I CAN DANCE & SING LOL GAYBUMSEXWITHMENTONIGHT.
 
Season 3 is a definite improvement as we don't have to look at Rose mooning over the Doctor.

:dry:
 
I liked Rose and her big teeth.
 
Instead we have Martha "mooning" over the Doc, and at one point ON THE MOON.
 
The Master: You too, huh?

EVEN THE MASTER WANTS TO HUMP THE DOCTOR ROTTEN
 
No, that's what JACK SAID!!

And that's not a bear, that's a MONKEY
 
Martha's mum: You too, huh?
 
Notice how in my parody Jack is just a head at the end?

Then RTD makes him the face of Boe.
 
If Jack's the Face Of Bo why didn't he say something more useful than "you are not alone" when he was bout to die? Like "HAROLD SAXON IS THE MASTER" or "I'M CAPTAIN JACK LOL LET'S FUCK"
 
I'd at least expect him to make a joke about head. Probably like the one in Whisky's script.
 
Did he have any lines in his first appearance in season one? Did he mutter "hey, it's the Christopher Ecclestone Doctor and Rose Tyler, I knew them for a few days billions of years ago!" under his breath or anything?
 
He spoke.. can't remember what he said. It was probably about the alien cats in his hospital being evil.
 
I'm talking about his FIRST apperance, in The End Of The World.

Oh yeah, once AGAIN Cassandra is proved not to be the "last human"!
 
They were all lost off in that traffic jam. Continuity?

No.
 
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