Last night I dreamt that Michelle Ryan

[Gagh]

Rumour has it Amy Winhouse is the catalyst COKE in the fire in the fight against knife crime. She alone can speak to today's youth!

 

[whisky]

Pete Ross is going to stamp on knife crime, with his metal feet

 

[Gagh]

Some say Max Mosley is a NAZI when it comes to commenting on the recent ORGY of knife crime.

 

[whisky]

OJ Simpsons is going to try and cut out knife crime

 

[CaptainWacky]

I heard that KNIFE CRIME aint' got SHIT on HAMMER TIME!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Kate Mulgrew says it ain't CRUNCH TIME yet for knife crime.

 

[Cassie]

Scotty is going to BEAM UP knife crime. (he likes a good knife crime)

 

[Loktar]

Darth Vader is going to FORCE CHOKE knife crime.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hayden Christensen was REJECTED by George Lucas when he asked to add his VOICE to knife crime.