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LAST THREE EPISODES OF LOST REVIEW
- Thread starter Mentalist
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Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
This thread needs more Clair/Kate/Juliet/Ben's daughter pics. And I agree wif your reviews.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
I'm still in mourning.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
MY REVIEWS
4X09: This was a GREAT episode because people DIED and there was a smoke monster (but not the SAME Smoke Monster as before!) and SHIT. I liked the part where Keamy shot all those EXTRAS easily but then fired about 400 BULLETS at Sawyer and MISSED each time. It was very REALISTIC.
I think the Doctor from the freighter was killed by none other than LIBBY because remember she lives on the freighter as a GHOST and she is CRAZY.
How come Bernard knows MORRIS CODE? I thought he was a TEETH DENTIST? Maybe he works for WIDEMORE or LIAM FROM DRIVESHAFT!?
How did Future Ben get to the DESERT where STAR WARS was filmed? He said he used a BOAT but there was no OCEAN in the desert so I think he used a PLANE...OR MAYBE A SPACEHSHIP!?
I wonder how Alex died!? Her head just seemed to EXPLODE SUDDENLY like when RUSSIAN MAN walked through the NUCLEAR FENCE last season! MAYBE Ben did it by REMOTE CONTROL since he never really loved her anyway. I think he did the same to MISSUS SAYID and framed WIDEMORE!
How did Ben summon the SECOND SMOKE MONSTER? I think he used ALIEN TECHNOLOGY which is under the ISLAND!
I think Widemore is Ben's REAL DAD and that's why he called him BOY and Ben won't kill Penny because she's his TWIN SISTER!
4X10: This one was good too but on the other hand it SUCKED because there were too many relationships and KISSING and yukky stuff that nobody wants to see when we could see people getting SHOT and Smoke Monsters and SHIT!
Jack in the future stepp on a MILLENNIUM Y2J FALCON! This is a further CLUE that there is a connection between STAR WARS and ALIENS and LOST!
Jin speaks Korean! This is a MAJOR revolution that has been kept SECRET for FOUR YEARS! Notice how he only spoke Korean to Charlotte behind SUN'S BACK. Why is he keeping it from his wife!? I wish there was some way to translate what they said in Korean. Charlotte looked SHOCKED afterwards but that might have been because Daniel keeps looking at her BUM and stuttering the dirty physics PERVERT!
I think Jack is RIGHT to have picked Kate over Juliet because Kate is SEXIER!
How did Claire know that old man in the jungle was her DAD!?
How come Bernard knows how to remove APPENDIXES!? I think he is DEFIANTLY a secret agent!!!
I think Miles takes things too LITERALY! Sawyer was only being SARCASTIC about that restraining order! But Miles thought it was real! He could have followed Claire if he had TRIED!!
Was that baby in the tree Aaron or SOME OTHER BABY? It could have been BEN AND ANNIE'S baby travelled from the past to the future (the present day)!
4X11: HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET BUT I HEAR LOCKE KILLS HURLEY!!
4X09: This was a GREAT episode because people DIED and there was a smoke monster (but not the SAME Smoke Monster as before!) and SHIT. I liked the part where Keamy shot all those EXTRAS easily but then fired about 400 BULLETS at Sawyer and MISSED each time. It was very REALISTIC.
I think the Doctor from the freighter was killed by none other than LIBBY because remember she lives on the freighter as a GHOST and she is CRAZY.
How come Bernard knows MORRIS CODE? I thought he was a TEETH DENTIST? Maybe he works for WIDEMORE or LIAM FROM DRIVESHAFT!?
How did Future Ben get to the DESERT where STAR WARS was filmed? He said he used a BOAT but there was no OCEAN in the desert so I think he used a PLANE...OR MAYBE A SPACEHSHIP!?
I wonder how Alex died!? Her head just seemed to EXPLODE SUDDENLY like when RUSSIAN MAN walked through the NUCLEAR FENCE last season! MAYBE Ben did it by REMOTE CONTROL since he never really loved her anyway. I think he did the same to MISSUS SAYID and framed WIDEMORE!
How did Ben summon the SECOND SMOKE MONSTER? I think he used ALIEN TECHNOLOGY which is under the ISLAND!
I think Widemore is Ben's REAL DAD and that's why he called him BOY and Ben won't kill Penny because she's his TWIN SISTER!
4X10: This one was good too but on the other hand it SUCKED because there were too many relationships and KISSING and yukky stuff that nobody wants to see when we could see people getting SHOT and Smoke Monsters and SHIT!
Jack in the future stepp on a MILLENNIUM Y2J FALCON! This is a further CLUE that there is a connection between STAR WARS and ALIENS and LOST!
Jin speaks Korean! This is a MAJOR revolution that has been kept SECRET for FOUR YEARS! Notice how he only spoke Korean to Charlotte behind SUN'S BACK. Why is he keeping it from his wife!? I wish there was some way to translate what they said in Korean. Charlotte looked SHOCKED afterwards but that might have been because Daniel keeps looking at her BUM and stuttering the dirty physics PERVERT!
I think Jack is RIGHT to have picked Kate over Juliet because Kate is SEXIER!
How did Claire know that old man in the jungle was her DAD!?
How come Bernard knows how to remove APPENDIXES!? I think he is DEFIANTLY a secret agent!!!
I think Miles takes things too LITERALY! Sawyer was only being SARCASTIC about that restraining order! But Miles thought it was real! He could have followed Claire if he had TRIED!!
Was that baby in the tree Aaron or SOME OTHER BABY? It could have been BEN AND ANNIE'S baby travelled from the past to the future (the present day)!
4X11: HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET BUT I HEAR LOCKE KILLS HURLEY!!
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
No, Locke hurls (pukes) all over Killy (Ben).
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Standard "if Desmond dies in the finale I quit watching" threat.