CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
First Panel: Desperate Dan is checking his lottery ticket.
Dan's Generic Friend: Darn it Dan, don't you gamble, it's a mug's game!
Second Panel: Dan is jumping up and down firing pistols
Dan: YEE-HAW, I WONS THE LOTTERY!
Friend: Haha, I always believe in you! But what are you going to spend the MILLION POUNDS on?
Third Panel: Dan's Friend looks angry.
Dan's Friend: You spent the money on...
Dan: That's right, A MILLION cow pies!
Friend: What a waste! You could have done a lot of good with that money!
Dan: Don't speak too soon, ya pansy!
Fourth Pane: A million starving African children are eating COW PIES.
African: We can eat again, all thanks to Desperate Dan!
Fifth Panel: Dan is dressed as a spaceman for some reason.
Dan: KIDS, DON'T DO DRUGS.
THE END
Dan's Generic Friend: Darn it Dan, don't you gamble, it's a mug's game!
Second Panel: Dan is jumping up and down firing pistols
Dan: YEE-HAW, I WONS THE LOTTERY!
Friend: Haha, I always believe in you! But what are you going to spend the MILLION POUNDS on?
Third Panel: Dan's Friend looks angry.
Dan's Friend: You spent the money on...
Dan: That's right, A MILLION cow pies!
Friend: What a waste! You could have done a lot of good with that money!
Dan: Don't speak too soon, ya pansy!
Fourth Pane: A million starving African children are eating COW PIES.
African: We can eat again, all thanks to Desperate Dan!
Fifth Panel: Dan is dressed as a spaceman for some reason.
Dan: KIDS, DON'T DO DRUGS.
THE END
