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CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I'm pretty sure I'm the only one here watchign at this point.

Anyway it's been pretty good, much better than last year's by now. I kind of like Kilroy. He does good in the trials anyway. Brian's a prat. George is great but needs to get more to do (I hate this patronising "oh he's 71 he shouldn't do anything!" attitude, he's on the fucking show, isn't he?)

Timmy Mallett came across like a twat the way he kept laughing during Kilroy's trial and David seems like an absolute wankstain. I'm also ashamed to admit that I LIKE Nicola. She's a hard-faced bitch with ridiculous breasts, but she's pretty funny. I love her "Esther thinks she's back at Childline!" when they were all hugging and crying. Miaow!
 
I'm watching it too because of George. I didn't realise it was this good!

I like Ant and Dec's reactions. "If I were you, I'd shut up", said Ant as cockroaches crawled over Kilroy's face.

Kilroy (or Silksy, as he prefers to be known) isn't as bad as he seemed at first. He certainly did a lot better on tonight's challenge than most of the others could have.

Timmy Mallett's stupid laughter might get him the next one, but it's hard to tell since David was such an arse. Who is he anyway? Seems vaguely familiar.

I like Nicola too, for the same reasons. I'll never understand the big fake boob glamour girl thing, but he line about Childline made me lol. Plus she's pretty good in the challenges.
 
According to DS David was on something called Reborn In The USA and was a prat on that too.

Ant and Dec are people you think you're supposed to hate, but they're too damn likable.
 
Yeah, I didn't think I liked them, but they seem really genuine and friendly on this. They don't even go ott on the tension like on most other reality tv.
 
And they're not Davina McCall!
 
Did you see Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe? He talked a bit about Dead Set and the things they had to do to get around budget issues.
 
Yeah, a dummy Davina HOW DID THEY TELL THE DIFFERENCE LOL.

(No, she was quite good in Dead Set.)
 
I suppose for the eviction stuff she was in the zone already, so she didn't have to consider how to act too much, but yeah, she was good all the way through.
 
David sounded drunk even before he was drunk.
 
"When your face is a year old it might start moving as well." Wicked line!
 
I'm looking forward to David possibly dying in the trial tonight.
 
Oh, he doesn't die, he takes pills so it comes out as wee.
 
How many past-their-prime celebrities haven't whored themselves out?
 
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