CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Welsh. Could be a bit annoying. Generally seems nice enough.
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Laura
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Laura
Life Philosophy: Happy, happy, happy.
Likes: Cinema, DIY, penny-pinching, cleaning and elastic bands.
Dislikes: Smoking, smoking and smoking.
Why BB?: "It's a competition and you've got to be the best at everything."
Current Status: In house
House History: Day 1: Entered house
Age: 23
From: South Wales
Occupation: Nanny
Status: Single
About:
Currently a Nanny, Laura's main ambition for a career is to become an embalmer, as she believes people should still look good when they're dead too. She volunteers at her local cemetery clearing leaves, and her ambition is to own her own funeral home in the future.
She's not a big fan of smoking or alcohol, and she is often told that she looks like Little Britain character Vicky Pollard or comedian Peter Kay.
Her large breasts have gained her the nickname of "Wangers" and she says that her proudest moment of her life so far was being named "Student of the Year" at the age of 16.
She describes herself as "friendly, happy, too chatty and nice" and says that looking good is important to her. She "never leaves the house without washing her hair or putting fake tan on."
She is positive that after her BB experience, she will be named one of the future top 10 housemates of all-time.
Menty's first thoughts:
Big lass from Wales and she acts like it as well. Could potentially be pushed out if we have another lip gloss/plastics faction emerge in the house. Seems likable enough so far.
Life Philosophy: Happy, happy, happy.
Likes: Cinema, DIY, penny-pinching, cleaning and elastic bands.
Dislikes: Smoking, smoking and smoking.
Why BB?: "It's a competition and you've got to be the best at everything."
Current Status: In house
House History: Day 1: Entered house
Age: 23
From: South Wales
Occupation: Nanny
Status: Single
About:
Currently a Nanny, Laura's main ambition for a career is to become an embalmer, as she believes people should still look good when they're dead too. She volunteers at her local cemetery clearing leaves, and her ambition is to own her own funeral home in the future.
She's not a big fan of smoking or alcohol, and she is often told that she looks like Little Britain character Vicky Pollard or comedian Peter Kay.
Her large breasts have gained her the nickname of "Wangers" and she says that her proudest moment of her life so far was being named "Student of the Year" at the age of 16.
She describes herself as "friendly, happy, too chatty and nice" and says that looking good is important to her. She "never leaves the house without washing her hair or putting fake tan on."
She is positive that after her BB experience, she will be named one of the future top 10 housemates of all-time.
Menty's first thoughts:
Big lass from Wales and she acts like it as well. Could potentially be pushed out if we have another lip gloss/plastics faction emerge in the house. Seems likable enough so far.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Channeling Matt Lucas IMO, seems nice and isn't annoying, while still being loud enough to be interesting.
Grammour Boy
Rebel
I didn't like her at first. But she's actually okay. Very nice girl and she can cook too. So she should remain safe from nominations for quite a while.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Could go all the wya.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Evicted. 
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
CaptainWacky said:
LOL, "nice enough" she was probably second only to Charley in her nastiness. Did anyone see Big Mouth last night where she kept pulling faces and sticking her fingers up at Gerry? Disgusting. Waste of a housemate, should have went sooner.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
What the hell did Gerry do to deserve that? Maybe because he didn't like Charley or Tracey, the other bitches.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I don't even remember how Gerry and Laura got on in the house.
Did you see the newspaper articles about her "stunning new look"? She looked exactly the same only with blond hair that doesn't suit her. Yeah, stunning!
Did you see the newspaper articles about her "stunning new look"? She looked exactly the same only with blond hair that doesn't suit her. Yeah, stunning!
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
And the same ugly personality.
Maybe the blonde look is to cash in on her career as a Daffyd impersonator?
Maybe the blonde look is to cash in on her career as a Daffyd impersonator?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I reckon she should fuck off home.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Can't even speak English proper.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She eats chicken with her hands!
Laker_Girl
Mrs. Big Dick McGee
I'm all "What?!" I should have known it was a house guest, Wacky never talks to me. 
Anyway, she seems adorable.
Anyway, she seems adorable.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
She was one of the most vile housemates of the year (and that's saying something.)