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Legal Brothels in Nevada

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classichummus said:
Hey people who haven't gotten laid ever or recently, but want to get laid. GO TO NEVADA!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_brothels_in_Nevada

I think you will enjoy them. Some of them look pretty nice!! So virgins and the sexually deprived, GO GET LAID!!!!!!!!!!

That is all.
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Gee thanks. The only reason I never got laid was because I couldn't find cheap (most likely disease ridden) prostitutes. (sarcasm lol)

Or could it be I'm fat, lazy, and can barely pay my bills let alone afford a plane ticket to Nevada? Naaaaaaah....
 
Loktar said:
Need to get in shape first anyway. These days I seem to get out of breath just by eating.
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I can help you with that. I lost 70 pounds in less than a year. www.calorieking.com It's a really cool food database program. You put in your vital information and goals and then you plan your meals and portions. You record what foods and portions you've eaten throughout the day, and exercise you've performed. It worked well for me.
 
Dirk, you posted something about losing weight. It's like those spam emails and things people post when their account's have been compromised by some hacker. :P

There is also a thing called exercise, it does great things. ;)
 
classichummus said:
Dirk, you posted something about losing weight. It's like those spam emails and things people post when their account's have been compromised by some hacker. :P

There is also a thing called exercise, it does great things. ;)
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Yeah, exercise is part of it too. I was just trying to help.
 
Dirk Funk said:
What the hell are you talking about?
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Jesus wept. OK, here goes.

A bot is Internet colloquial for an automated account that joins a bulletin board and automatically opens a thread with a one post advertising goods, invariably coupled with a link to the website offering those goods.

You may well have seen many here offering Nike shoes.

My post was a light-hearted poke at your own post that sounded very much like a bot in that you were almost advertising the site, before posting the link.

That's what the hell I'm talking about. Feckin' hell.
 
Gagh said:
Jesus wept. OK, here goes.

A bot is Internet colloquial for an automated account that joins a bulletin board and automatically opens a thread with a one post advertising goods, invariably couple with a link to the website offering those goods.

You may well have seen many here offering Nike shoes.

My post was a light-hearted poke at your own post that sounded very much like a bot in that you were almost advertising the site, before posting the link.

That's what the hell I'm talking about. Feckin' hell.
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*sigh*. I know that. Never mind. I'll be more clear with my sarcasm next time. In short: Playing along; Pretending to be surprised victim of hacked account.
 
classichummus said:
Yeah, a balanced diet with smaller portions and exercise can really help someone lose weight. Unless there is some sort of hormone problem. In that case...you might be fucked. :P
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That's true. Hormone problems are a different matter. This worked well for me anyway. Might not for everyone. Just takes some discipline and effort.
 
Dirk Funk said:
*sigh*. I know that. Never mind. I'll be more clear with my sarcasm next time. In short: Playing along; Pretending to be surprised victim of hacked account.
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Playing dumb is Aquehonga's trick. You're smarter than that.
 
Dirk Funk said:
That's true. Hormone problems are a different matter. This worked well for me anyway. Might not for everyone. Just takes some discipline and effort.
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I wish I had more self control and discipline, but I'm a 19 year old guy and one of the main things to do at this age is eat a lot because we are always hungry!!!!!
 
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