We wuz Kangz n shyeeit! Dass how da totally undeveloped primitive white man beated us down to slaves! Coz we wuz Kangz n dey wuznt NUFFIN! Dat's how dey beated our ASSES N SHYEEIT!
Now now now now HOE DUP! U mights be sayin' to yo sevz! IF de niggruz wuz Kangs n shyeeit, an' de white mang beated dem down to nuff'n, don't dats means de white mang was betta at de same shiz URRRRRRRRRR-buddeh wuz doin' to all of each other all ovah de planet?! NO! See, de white mang, he only brung us unda de boot 'cause dats was OUR plan, you see!
It's was OUR plan to get victimated! To show dat's de white mang be EEBIL 'n' shyeeit!
An' never you mind dat's we's wuz ALL eebil back den! De white mang topped us all, so now all's de res' of us be INNOCENT an' ONLY de white mang be EEBIL!
'Cause see, we's HEPLESS PUSSEHS retro-map-tively, when we's gots ta be fo' summdat "gibs me dat!" ackshin!
Uddah den dats, we be KANGZ 'n' sheeit! NIGGUH!