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LETS PLAY "WHO DOES LIL HAVE A CRUSH ON"?
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Lord Raffles
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THE SCENARIO
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The conservative sexual triumph of Lord Raffles
The conservative sexual triumph of Lord Raffles
I, Lord Raffles, would swagger into a nightclub with the flamboyance of Prince and the Masculinity of Sean Connery. Lilith would notice me, but I wouldn't notice her - she would approach me and smile, with her index finger lightly playing with her lower lip. I would be aloof, aware of my status; a triumph of conservative values, a victory waiting to happen.
Suddenly I flash my cash, and Lilith swoons. In a matter of seconds her clothes are nothing more than a heap on the ground. She breaths heavily, longing for the master to make his move.
I remove the monocle from my eye and begin to wipe it clean with my personalized handkerchief. And then I utter my victory:
"Ok, seen it - bored now".
I ride off into the sunset, and Lilith is left standing in a nightclub naked. A million thoughts fly through her head like the Valkyrie, and in typical Wagnerian fashion she pines for me in a dodgy backstreet production of 'Tristan und Isolde'.
SSgt_Sniper
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It was me, wasn't it?
Paladin
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Poor wishy-washy fucks! It is I LILITH has a crush upon! I have known this since Day One. She is completely and utterly in love with me! I own her very soul. Why do you think she followed me about TROLL KINGDOM for so long? She is my bitch! For that matter so is HAMBIL. I OWN the fucker just as much as I own LILITH.
