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Lets post rude things about Loktar while he is babysitting

headvoid

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
I think babysitting is a euphemism for sitting on pensioners and making them cry. He waits outside old peoples homes and pounces on them before sitting and making them play jenga with their one free hand. he then gives them THREE EXTRA LIVES even though they are perfectly happy to lose the game.
 
^ That episode of Seinfeld is what made me stop watching.

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Loktar is worse then 17 bent forks.
 
loktar has never used a fork, as he prefers instead to eat food using a twig with old toenails jammed into it. You can ask him why this is, but first he'll tell you why the twig has a gash cut out of it, why the toenails nearly got evicted by their last landlord, and why he can't afford to have feet anymore.
 
Loktar is name with an a in it, and stuff.
 
Loktar turned heel, srsly he's in a SHOE now.
 
Loktar has so many lunchboxes that he could never possibly have enough lunches to fill them.
 
I BET HE'LL GIVE IT THE OL' COLLEGE TRY THOUGH.
 
Loktar named his dingleberries after the seven dwarfs.
 
Loktar got tied to a park bench in a Tisiphone adventure.
 
Loktar approves of this thread.
 
so did you babysit for free or charge them?


[that was nosy so therefore rude. hey, I'm Canadian - it's the best I can do!!]
 
pfffffffft!


there. made a rude noise. happy?
 
curiousa2z said:
so did you babysit for free or charge them?


[that was nosy so therefore rude. hey, I'm Canadian - it's the best I can do!!]
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Babysat for free pizza, soda and beer. And access to a Wii.
 
^pretty good deal! :)
 
Loktar can't feel anything above his teeth.
 
Loktar is a Ralf Nader supporter.
 
Worse. It's Ralf from The Sound of Music. He turned NAZI! :shock:
 
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