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LIFE IS A LIE

This is no Wacky thread...
 
Slander me not, KNAVE!
 
It'S NOT A LIE BUT TI'S NOT THE TRUTH EITHER!?!?
 
It's a box of chocolate.
 
JUST READ THE CARD IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE CHOCLATES ARE
 
Life is like a box of chocolates where OH GOD YOU'VE LOST THE CARD AT THE BOTTOM YOU STUPID BITCH HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF CHOCOLATES THEY ARE NOW
 
I just cut them all in 1/2. Cuz I don't care! Then I just eat them all anyway! I save nothing for anyone else because I am a selfish selfish person.
 
The Cigarette Smoking Man: Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a Peanut Butter Cup or an English Toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box... filled with useless brown paper wrappers.
 
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