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Joey Fatone Plays Hardball Over Life-Size R2D2

Posted Feb 17th 2010 12:08AM by TMZ Staff

Joey Fatone's life-size replica of R2D2 isn't just an expensive toy -- the robot hero played a key role in a multi-million dollar real estate deal ... gone bad.

The R2D2 happened to catch the eye of a person interested in buying Joey's 12,370 sq. ft., $5.5 million Orlando mansion.

But the potential buyer didn't just want the house, he also wanted the "Star Wars" figure ... and a bunch of other cool stuff in the home.

According to Joey's rep, Fatone drafted a list of all the awesome items in the home that he was willing to part with -- along with the amount of money he planned to charge for each one. Some of the highlights include:

- The R2D2 ... $40,000
- Two Peter Pan Paintings: "We Can Fly" and "1st Look at Neverland" ... $2,700 for the pair
- Video Games: Ms Pac-Man, Galaga, Centipede, and Multi Video Game Unit ... $4,500
- Old Fashion Coke Machine ... $200

In the end -- the deal went belly up ... and it's unclear why the potential buyer decided to pass. Maybe The Force just wasn't strong with him.
LOL THAT JOKE AT THE END IS BANG ON. I TOTALLY GOT IT.

I think the lifesize R2 could star in a series of horror movies, where it curses new houses and causes death and mayhem for its owners until they sell...and it moves on to the next house/victim/sequel.
 
Back when I was single and had money I looked at one of those full sized R2s, they usually sold for about 2,000 quid, so I am not surprised trying to charge 40,000 was a deal breaker.
 
For 40 grand, it should let you play all those video games on it while dispensing free Cokes.
 
Maybe Kenny Baker's inside it.
 
HE HAS NEEDS LIKE EVERYONE
 
I'm sure his profits from the star wars movies means he dosnt have to take shitty cameos in episode of casualty, oh wait...
 
Maybe he's a big Causality fan.
 
Or a small one
 
or, (dare I say it...) a fat one.
 
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