Little Known FACT!

[The Question]

Somewhere in the world, every single day, a tiny, cute, innocent, helpless, fluffy kitten...

DIES.

And that's a fact you can grow on!

 

[Archibald Nixon]

NO WAY PROVE IT

 

[The Question]

'kay, gimme a kitten!

 

[Archibald Nixon]

 

[The Question]

Aw... y'know, I never said I was gonna do anything to the kitten.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Egads! Stand by yer hypothesis, man!

OTHERWISE THAT KITTEN IS IMMORTAL

 

[starguard]

I was told that every time I fart, a kitten dies!

 

[eloisel]

While it is true that every day somewhere an adorable fluffy kitten dies
it is also true that every day in many locations large litters of adorable fluffy kittens are born to replace the one that died.

 

[FBI parte due]

In fact, I think more kittens are born every day than are killed.

We need to step up our kitten murder rate.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I was told that every time I fart, a kitten dies While it is true that every day somewhere an adorable fluffy kitten dies it is also true that every day in many locations large litters of adorable fluffy kittens are born to replace the one that died In fact, I think more kittens are born every day than are killed We need to step up our kitten murder rate

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

 

[FBI parte due]

I'm not sure what that means, but I like the cut of your jib.

FULL STEAM AHEAD.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

 

[Bickendan]

In fact, I think more kittens are born every day than are killed.

We need to step up our kitten murder rate.

Start jerking off then. God apparently kills a kitten each time you do.

 

[The Question]

Aw... y'know, I never said I was gonna do anything to the kitten.

I for one welcome our immortal tiny fluffy overlords.

<.<
>.>

 

[Archibald Nixon]

 

[The Question]

Small kittens often enjoyed playing football with goldfish.