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Little known Star Wars Facts

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1) To create the illusion that Luke's hand had been chopped off, Empire Strikes Back director Irvin Kershner sliced off actor Mark Hamill's hand for real when filming the movie and quickly sewed it back on again after the scene was complete. "Don't worry, I met a doctor once, it'll be fine," he assured the concerned star. Hamill woke the next morning to find that his hand had turned green but was still "completely usable." This is why Hamill always wears a black leather glove in public.

2) The character Jar Jar Binks was originally supposed to be a sexy alien woman who would have a taboo affair with Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn in The Phantom Menace. However test audiences did not react well to this plot so George Lucas hastily re-edited the movie, digitally removing Jar Jar's breasts and having ctor Ahmed Best redub actress Pamela Anerson's orginal "sexy" lines. The scene where Qui-Gon caught Jar Jar's tongue orginally ended with a "hot make-out session."
 
3) Kenny Baker originally read for the role of C3PO, while Anthony Daniels auditioned for the role of R2D2. After filming several scenes together in costume, it was decided to swap these roles.
 
For her scenes on Jabba's barge in Return Of The Jedi, Carrie Fisher spent 3 hours in the makeup chair having breasts applied.
 
Initially, Lucas cast George Peppard as Obi-wan Kenobi with Dirk Benedict as Han Solo and Mr. T as Chewbacca, but they couldn't find a Luke or Leia that worked with this mix so they recast the bugger as we know it.
 
In an era of nascent homosexuality, Star Wars falls between the Village People and He-Man & the Masters of the Universe on a scale of gayness, with R2D2 & C3P0, Han Solo & Chewbacca, and Luke/Ben/Darth Vader competing to be the hottest closeted gay couple in the film.
 
What's gay about Chewbacca? Other than his voice sounding like Lucas getting it up the chute?

Hmm. Seem to have answered my own question there.
 
5) Most of the "background Ewoks" were just dogs with bear ears glued to them. The rest were really hairy children.

6) Lucas only cast Hayden Christensen because Rick McCallum convinced him that teenage girls would be "frothing at the gash for a bit of Hayden."

7) The entire second act of Attack of the Clones was an unused Young Indiana Jones Chronicles script.

8) Upon looking at the script for the original Star Wars, Harrison Ford famously stated "You can write this shit, George, but I can't say it! Because I can't read!" Production was then halted for six months while Ford learned to read.
 
9) The reason why Luke hasn't been shown in any of the trailers for The Force Awakens is because in the movie Luke has "used the Force" to make his head swell to the size of a small moon and has become a "good guy Death Star." The final forty minutes of the movie is just his head fighting the bad guy Death Star (played by the head of Andy Serkis.)

10) Lucas was actually going to make Episode 7 in 1986, but after watching Transformers: The Movie he said "they did everything I was going to do! Star Wars is obsolete!"
 
11) Lucas had no plans at all to make the Prequels until he played Mario Kart 64 and thought to himself "Well, that was a lot of fun. But what if instead of Karts they raced in...Pods!?"

12) Hidden "easter eggs" in the Empire Strikes back asteroid chase scene include: a shoe, a can of Pepsi, the giant foot from Monty Python, a Rubik's Cube, George Lucas' underpants, a cat, a painting of Jesus, a plastic dinosaur, a dead baby and several thousand asteroids!
 
One of the reasons Leia hated the Millennium Falcon is that you don't want to have to share a bathroom with a Wookie. And since there were no girls on the ship (prior to her), they decided the W on the door to the Ladies Room stood for Wookie. You don't want to enter a bathroom that's been fouled by a Wookie for years and years.
 
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Jar Jar Binks is the most powerful Sith master in the universe.
 
16) Natalie Portman ad-libbed the line "so this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause." In the script the line was "AWWWW, SHIIIIIIT!"

17) George Lucas wanted the six stars of tv's Friends to cameo in The Phantom Menace. All agreed except Matt LeBlanc, who was worried that such a cameo would cause a conflict of interests with his Lost In Space franchise. Lucas scrapped the whole cameo in a rage when he heard this news as "Joey is the best one!"
 
18) The cloak worn by Lando was actually owned by Billy Dee Williams. He just showed up on set wearing it and nobody told him to take it off.

19) After selling Star Wars to Disney, the first thing George Lucas did was shave his beard off, explaining "I won't be needing it anymore."

20) The manuscript for the first Expanded Universe novel 'Splinter of a Shadow's Eye' was posted through a letterbox at George Lucas' house in 1978. Nobody knew who wrote it, but Lucas published it "just for a laugh, really." He later had to declare it non-canon in an interview with Johnny Carson due to several controversial plot points including: Chewbacca being revealed to be a girl, a seven page sex scene between Luke and Leia, Han going to visit Greedo's parents to apologise for "shooting first" and a chapter told enitrely from R2's point of view where he reveals that he can speak perfect English but choose not to.

21) Rather than start with the words "A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far Far Away" as is tradition, The Force Awakens will start with "...And Here's What Happened Next!!!!"
 
22) Actor Benedict Cumberbatch has denied rumours that he's playing the original Star Trek series villain Khan Noonien Singh in The Force Awakens.
 
23) First reviews of The Force Awakens have described it as "Completely lacking in metal. There's no metal anywhere in the movie."

24) The Yaddle puppet was set on fire after Episode 1 finished shooting "so that no one could violate her."
 
25) Harrison Ford signed up immediately based on the strength of the script, despite never having seen a previous Star Wars movie.
 
27) Bill Murray showed up on the set of The Force Awakens dressed as either a short Wookiee or a tall Ewok and said "nobody will believe you, JJ, but it'll make a great story!" then walked away again. But JJ wasn't actually on set at the time and never heard about it.

28) Brian Blessed insisted he be on set for Padmé's funeral, despite Boss Nass not being motion captured or having any lines in the scene. He would only say that "I just really love funerals."
 
From Luke Skywalker's introduction in A New Hope (as a simple farm boy gazing into the Tatooine sunset), to his eventual transformation into the radicalized insurgent of Return of the Jedi (as one who sets his own father’s corpse on fire and celebrates the successful bombing of the Death Star), each film in the original trilogy is another step in Luke’s descent into terrorism. By carefully looking for the same signs governments and scholars use to detect radicalization, we can witness Luke’s dark journey into religious fundamentalism and extremism happen before our very eyes.

When we first meet Luke Skywalker, he’s an orphaned farm boy with barely any friends, living with his Aunt and Uncle, and wanting to join the Galactic Academy like all the other guys his age. You see, Luke didn’t become a space terrorist overnight, but he did exhibit signs that would make him a prime candidate for terrorist recruiters. The process of radicalization, as described by Anthony Stahelski in the Journal of Homeland Security, notes terrorists tend to:

Come from families where the father is absent (check)
Have difficulty forming relationships outside the home (check)
Be attracted to groups offering acceptance and comradeship (checkmate)

Luke is just the kind of isolated disaffected young man that terror recruiters seek out.

Obi Wan — a religious fanatic with a history of looking for young boys to recruit and teach an extreme interpretation of the Force — is practically salivating when he stumbles upon Luke, knowing he’s found a prime candidate for radicalization. Stahelski notes terror groups place a focus on depluralization, stripping away the recruit’s membership from all groups and isolating them to increase their susceptibility to terrorist messaging. Within moments of meeting Luke, Obi-Wan tells Luke he must abandon his family and join him, going so far as telling a shocking lie that the Empire killed Luke’s father, hoping to inspire Luke to a life of jihad.
Shocked and confused by this onslaught of terrorist brainwashing, Luke hurries home only to find the charred corpses of his aunt and uncle. The Empire’s accidental harming of Luke’s Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen can be directly compared to the casualties of President Obama’s drone campaign, whose body count terrorists capitalize upon for recruitment. This is precisely what Obi-Wan does, preying upon Luke’s emotional state to take him under his spell and towards a life of extremism.
Obi-Wan whisks Luke off to Mos Eisley using a Jedi mind trick to bypass security, knowing full well he likely appears on numerous terror no fly lists. After contracting a local drug smuggler for transportation, Obi-Wan and his newest Skywalker recruit are off. They are soon captured, however, and attempt an escape which culminates in a battle between Obi-Wan and Vader. During the fight, Obi-Wan notices Luke watching, and seeing an opportunity to fully inspire Luke to radicalize, says a Jedi prayer while committing suicide. Can you think of any other groups who try to inspire terrorism by yelling a prayer before a suicide attack?

Once Luke escapes and regroups with a terror sleeper cell, he joins them on an attack mission. As he nears his target, hearing Obi-Wan’s words in his mind, Luke closes his eyes, says a prayer and bombs a space station, killing everyone aboard. Young Skywalker has proven himself a quick study in the ways of armed religious extremism.
As the Empire Strikes Back begins, Obi-Wan appears to Luke as an apparition and gives him clear instructions on continuing his radicalization. Luke is ordered to travel overseas to receive training and religious instruction from Yoda, an extremist cleric who runs a Jedi madrasa on Dagobah.

Yoda accepts Luke into his religious “school,” teaching Luke Jedi fundamentalism and guerilla warfare. Like many extremist mullahs, Yoda demands total adherence to his strict interpretation of the Force and seeks to strip Luke of independent thinking. Yoda’s push to radicalize Luke, rob him of an identity, and instill obedience are apparent when at various points he instructs Luke to “Clear your mind of questions,” “Unlearn what you have learned” and, most grimly, “Do, or do not, there is no try.” The Jedi know it is imperative to force mindless devotion in warriors they recruit for their holy war. Armed with new combat training and cloaked in a hardline religious fervor, Luke leaves Dagobah, impatient to put his terror training to use.

In Return of the Jedi, we see a darker, hardened Luke, fittingly dressed in black and eager to use violence as a tool to enforce the twisted “judge, jury, executioner” value system of the Jedi. During a rescue mission, Luke exhibits their extremist binary worldview of “if you aren’t with us, you’re a viable military target” when he blows up Jabba’s barge, killing every man, woman, and child on board. Excited by so much bloodshed and mayhem, young Skywalker seeks to assassinate the Emperor and even his own father (!) if they won’t convert to Luke’s extremist interpretation of the Force. Luke enters the Death Star, hoping to gain martyrdom if he is killed. As Luke’s insurgent friends successfully bomb their target, Luke succeeds in killing the Emperor and, eventually, his own father. Luke’s path to radicalization is complete, his bloodlust sated … for now.
With Darth Vader the final casualty of Luke’s jihad, Obi-Wan and Yoda have succeeded in catching yet another young man in their web of Jedi extremism. As is now evident, Star Wars is clearly a cautionary tale of the dangers of radicalization, and how even a seemingly harmless young man who kept to himself on Tattooine can become the terrorist next door.
 
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