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[CaptainWacky]

They're all spinning round on their chairs shouting over each other. Kate is fit but her teeth are blinding me. I give up.

Maybe I should have given it more than 30 seconds?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ian Wright won't stop playing on his chair. Kate's getting angry.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Almost forgot to watch it. They should just leave it to Melinda and Kate. Ian Wright's so annoying.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I refuse to turn back on as I heard the words "coming up, Katie Price!" Sorry.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It made The One Show look quite good in comparison.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kate's fitter than that Irish bird though.

 

[FBI parte due]

Is this some kind of news program?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

No, it's one of those "shooting the shit" type shows that aren't really about anything. Just a bunch of pretty faces sat around a table giving the impression that they enjoy eachother's company (except Ian Wright, who squirms in his seat like a bored toddler).

 

[CaptainWacky]

And none of them have anything interesting or original to say, it's like "Patrick Swayze is dead, it's a shame because he was young and was in some good movies!" I already knew that.