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LMAO Crockoduck

Conchaga

Conchaga

Let's fuck some shit up
Yeah, I know it's old news, but this video is ridiculous.

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I was talking with some wacky Christians last night. Their proof of God's existence was essentially, "The Bible says so," "God wrote the Bible." They took the ecumenical spirit stance in claiming that God wouldn't allow the Bible to be altered in any way that he didn't want, which opened up a whole slew of trolling cracks, namely in the various Christian sectional canon. Then I confused them by bringing up arcane topics like the Nicene Creed, Monophysitism, the Filioque Clause, the Great Schism, and the resulting, incompatible Bibles. One of the condescending fucks said that he hoped in the future I'd find God's blessing and they scurried away, just in time for me to get back to anthro.
 
Moses spoke to God in a bush on fire.

Christ rose from the dead.

Mohammed spoke to Archangel Gabriel.

^ Those are incontrovertible facts.

The Moon? Mice, rats & pigeons? Bees, fire ants & hornets? ALL matters of faith.
 
Kirk Cameron's a fucking lunatic. Matt Taibbi did a great bit about him and the Left Behind books in one of his longer pieces about evangelicism...I'll have to dig it up, but to wit: KC has a bunch of videos out there that basically teach followers how to ask people religiously loaded questions (how long ago do you think God created the world, etc) and, the moment the poor target answers incorrectly, how to bellow --I mean literally holler-- "YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!" right in their faces. :no:
 
If you'll remember I went to the Dawkins lecture here in Philly about his new book on evolution. Well, during the Q&A session he did one of the audience members asked him of his opinion of the crockoduck silliness and he made a lot of jokes and basically shot it down in about three sentences. He also mentioned that he owns a crockoduck tie. Unfortunately my recording device died before that point, so his comments are lost. I still have the first 45 min of the lecture on fileshare somewhere. Just look for Dawkins and my name in the Mine Field. Should turn up a thread where I posted the links.
 
A few moments into it Cameron talks about not needing faith to believe or prove God is real. Doesn't that defeat the purpose? Why, if you can PROVE it then overnight everyone would lead a pious life so they could get into heaven, rendering the entire 'free will' BS moot.
 
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Wow, "Kelly" in that vid has the biggest tits I've seen in some time on a woman. I love it at 3:05 when she looks down the canyon to be sure the mike wasn't swallowed whole.
 
I like how all the guys in here are willing to knock eachother over to stab that redhead in her chocolate love tunnel with their tube steak, but when was the last time you saw any guys willing to punch another guy for the chance to pork some Christian lady?

I rest my case.
 
It's all about presentation: If we knew porking said Christian lady would corrupt and, um, loosen her...
 
I consciously ignore that segment of Christian women.

It helps that I don't shop at WalMart.
 
Then the realization that Luci would start hitting on you scares you straight again, right?
 
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