Lohan has her bag rifled.

[Mentalist]

With $1.32 million worth of jewelry inside. Whatever little terror suspect robbed that is going to be buying a lot of burberry caps for christmas. Good on the theiving bastard.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What retard placenta would walk around with that much jewelry in a fucking handbag?

Give me her money and suffocate her with a pillow. I'd do it up right dammit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SERVES HER RIGHT FOR LOSING WEIGHT

 

[Mentalist]

First scummy little chav bitch with a diamond the size of a pineapple attached to her finger is going to get knicked now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MEAN GIRLS FTW

 

[Gagh]

SERVES HER RIGHT FOR HAVING A DISGUSTING SHAVEN HAVEN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY LSJAdjl

 

[Fuddlemiff]

What retard placenta would walk around with that much jewelry in a fucking handbag?

Give me her money and suffocate her with a pillow. I'd do it up right dammit.

This is the woman who's forgotten how to eat and wear underwear.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think we shoud kidnap her and save her soul (by torturing her for TWELVE YEARS.)

 

[Gagh]

WE SHOULD LOCK HER IN THE CELL NEXT TO TAZZ AND HAMISH MACBETH

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN LET THE UNDERTAKER IN FOR 17 MINUTES EVERYDAY TO "RIFLE" THROUGH HER WOMB IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DO YOU MEAN R-A-P-etc etc?????

 

[Conchaga]

SERVES HER RIGHT FOR DYING HER HAIR BLONDE AND DOING TOO MUCH COKE. WTF?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does she really do Pepsi?

 

[Conchaga]

I thought she was doing Mr. Pibb?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

When in Dallas, do Dallas.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why was she caring around so much jewellery anyway?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Probably stole it from Jane Fonda.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or John Ford.

 

[Seph]

Menty i thought rifled was a word still under ban from our vocabulary?

and i would love a go on lohan..just on general principle.