Loktar keeps the faith

[Tyrant]

I sense a great disturbance in the force.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A million voices calling out in fear at once, then suddenly silenced.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Just like the second before the Plinko chip almost lands in the $10,000 slot but ends up next to it in ZERO.

 

[Tyrant]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kind of.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

I heard Loktar killed a sweedish prostitute.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Who hasn't?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hitler.

 

[Mentalist]

I had teh intercourse with a cute girl from Gothenberg early last year.


Just thought you might want to know. Wasn't a prostitute though and I didn't kill her.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah I remember Loktar was listening with a glass pressed up against the wall...A GLASS OF COCINAe.

 

[Loktar]

I heard Loktar killed a sweedish prostitute.

Yeah I fucked her to death and then fucked her some more!(lie)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I had teh intercourse with a cute girl from Gothenberg early last year.


Just thought you might want to know. Wasn't a prostitute though and I didn't kill her.

That's okay. Just the fact that someone calling it "teh intercourse" got laid is startling on its own.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not for a Jedi.

 

[Cassie]

Use force.. um I mean use the force!

 

[Loktar]

Ok.

*forcefully force rapes a prostitute*

 

[CaptainWacky]

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