Loktar

[NaughtE]

Man With Zebra, Parrot in Front Seat Charged With DUI
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/05/man-with-zebra-parrot-in-front-seat-charged-with-dui/

 

[Loktar]

Wasn't me.

I would've had cats, dogs, ferrets, and monkeys in the car with me.

Also I'd never get a DUI because when I go out drinking, I go out with my youngest brother and we take turns being the designated driver.

 

[FBI parte due]

Disgusting.

How could you be so responsible?

 

[Loktar]

I blame my mom's strict, evil/Catholic influences.

 

[NaughtE]

Wasn't me.

I would've had cats, dogs, ferrets, and monkeys in the car with me.

Also I'd never get a DUI because when I go out drinking, I go out with my youngest brother and we take turns being the designated driver.

There is a clue as to why:
A Man And Zebra Excitably Buy A Large Limo Successfully.

They needed to take the parrot for a ride.