LOL! Gul is a fucking MELVIN!

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Behold! https://www.twinkedin.com/pubes/bart-diddizkouzin/12/535/420

What a fuckin' GOOBER! Better pull out that pocket protector!

 

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Let's also not neglect his little pet, Izheet M'Drurz, also known as El Chup!

 

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Oh, and now I'm Extra Double SUPER banned at WF! Oh, NO! :lmao:

 

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Now they're pretending that something untoward took place in this thread. SHENANIGANS, I say! Gul and his lady friend -- or should I say Bart Didizkouzin and Izheed M'Drurz -- are up to their girl parts in SHENANIGANS! :shock:!

 

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Reminds me of how some other boards act. All these super sekrit handshakes and rules.

Fuck 'em all.

 

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Perhaps the source of that which hath rustled their jimmies is the discovery that they're not elite everywhere.

 

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Hi, Faceman! :joker:

 

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Y'know, in looking over gul's resume, I found some... strange entries. In the old days, the word for 'strange' was 'queer', just FYI. I like to throw in language trivia from time to time.

Anyway, he lists among his hobbies things like 'couture', whatever that is, and 'manhole inspector'. :wtf:

 

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Boy, are Bart and Izheed M'Drurz ever upset to have done unto them what's been done unto me. Awwwwww... :bigass:

 

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They wanted to know how I discovered their names:

The FB group isn't run by the same people and yes, it's where he's getting the names from.

It's true. Just look in the group for Bart Didizkouzin and Izheed M'Drurz.

And let this be a lesson to ya: Don't throw rocks if you can't stand to dodge a few bricks yourself.

 

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That's fucking hilarious.

 

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A recently posted photo of Gul:

 

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And here's one of El Chup from a recent sporting event: